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I Miss Him by KriMW December 10, 2010
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I eat ass.
"I eat ass." is a pickup line commonly used by men who wishes to be direct with their romantic partners.
In Japanese, it is read as ketsu wo taberu
In Japanese, it is read as ketsu wo taberu
"Ma'am, you don't seem to understand this, but I eat ass."
"Women want you to be strong and direct, so don't say 'What's your name.' Just say 'I eat ass.' "
"Women want you to be strong and direct, so don't say 'What's your name.' Just say 'I eat ass.' "
I eat ass. by The Allapaca August 15, 2016
I'mma let you finish, but
"I'm going to let you finish, but..."
A phrase that one would say in the process of interrupting, upstaging and detracting from another person's shining moment.
A phrase that one would say in the process of interrupting, upstaging and detracting from another person's shining moment.
Older lady (holding a baking sheet full of buttermilk biscuits): "These are all handmade, like my mom used to-"
Enter unruly nephew: Auntie, those are some great biscuits - I-I'm really happy for you, I'mma let you finish, but Grandma had some of the best biscuits of all time - some of the best biscuits of all time!!
Older lady: You need your ass whipped - go get me a switch!
Dude 1: 'Man this girl was so hot - she had a drink in her hand and was walking over to me at the other end of the ba-'
Dude 2: 'I'mma let u finish, but she was the ugliest girl of all time!'
Dude 1: Thanks, douche.
Enter unruly nephew: Auntie, those are some great biscuits - I-I'm really happy for you, I'mma let you finish, but Grandma had some of the best biscuits of all time - some of the best biscuits of all time!!
Older lady: You need your ass whipped - go get me a switch!
Dude 1: 'Man this girl was so hot - she had a drink in her hand and was walking over to me at the other end of the ba-'
Dude 2: 'I'mma let u finish, but she was the ugliest girl of all time!'
Dude 1: Thanks, douche.
I'mma let you finish, but by tehbaconator September 16, 2009
I more than love you...
The feeling that overpowers your mind, soul, and body. My every breath is for YOU. I fall asleep thinking of u, I dream the WHOLE night about u, and I wake up for you, just in hopes to see you. My heart BELONGS to u, and beats at the same pace as yours. Without you, I'm lost, and with you, EVERY moment is complete BLISS. When I see or even think about seeing you, the butterflies are uncontrollable and my heart stops beating. You & God are the ONLY people keeping me sain, and are the only ones that I NEED & WANT in my life. When we kiss I get lost in a trance, OUR own world. You make me SENSLESS but all the same time ALL of my senses are fixed upon you! If you are happy regardless if it is will me I will be happy. I would sacrifice everything for you. YOU change the hurt others have made in my life. You made me have HOPE that my life can be how we imagined. I want to be your wife and mother of your children.YOU changed that and made me realize how HAPPY I could be if I had that with YOU. It hurts to be away from you & I CAN'T fall asleep without hearing YOUR voice everynight. I remember your EVERY word, and I can't ever forget your smile but everytime you DO smile it makes me fall IN LOVE with you all over again as if I was seeing u for the first time. Everything I do revolves around you, for you complete me. YOU are MY other half. You are my ETERNITY. My ALWAYS. Letting you go will NEVER ever be an option, Never giving up is my ONLY option.
I more than love you... by Sandra Krystal Reid September 11, 2014
I am Ready For Hot Lovin'
this means that you should come over, for the lovin' will surely be hot and of much peasure to be had.
hey baby, stop that coolik and come on over i'm ready for hot lovin now not when youre done with the coolik!!
I am Ready For Hot Lovin' by wallis and futuna islands October 16, 2003
I’m here for a good time not a long time
Commonly seen on Tinder bios (as well as other dating apps) to denote that the user is not looking for anything serious (I.e. a relationship). Instead, they are looking for a casual fling/hook up/just sex.
*opens tinder*
“Yo dude, her bio says,’ I’m here for a good time not a long time!’ You know what that’s means!”
*Swipes right*
Short definition: just looking for sex
“Yo dude, her bio says,’ I’m here for a good time not a long time!’ You know what that’s means!”
*Swipes right*
Short definition: just looking for sex
I’m here for a good time not a long time by AldrichAmes May 24, 2018
I'm pregnant
A popular excuse used by women to stop a boyfriend, husband, fiancée, etc from playing COD any longer.
Girl: "Honey, how long are you going to play that stupid game?"
Guy: "Just put it in the fridge and I'll heat it up later."
Girl: "Are you even listening to me?... I'm pregnant."
Guy: "You're just saying that to get me to come upstairs."
Girl: "ugh" and walks away
Guy: "Just put it in the fridge and I'll heat it up later."
Girl: "Are you even listening to me?... I'm pregnant."
Guy: "You're just saying that to get me to come upstairs."
Girl: "ugh" and walks away
I'm pregnant by FreBerSch February 18, 2010