Cranking

Not what Maria thinks it is.

You can’t trust Urban Dictionary Maria, that’s not what cranking means.

by Pipsnob December 6, 2020

craniusrectitus

simply the condition of head up ass.

These liberals have a problem with rational thinking which is likely caused by craniusrectitus.

by anonymous December 9, 2020

Cranial Aids

Cranial aids, (aids transferred orally) are one of the deadliest STD’s we know of. Cranial aids have about a 75% death rate and currently there are no known cures for the disease. Cranial aids can be transferred via sucking dick, eating pussy, and eating ass. It’s important to take caution when sucking dick, eating pussy, eating ass. Ways to avoid contracting the disease are making sure you’re wearing dentures, esophagus blockers, and semen evaporators. It’s important to be tested at least once every 6 months to be as safe as possible.

“I just gave that little boy cranial aids! What a dumbass!”

by Doc. Cranial December 17, 2020

Cranberry Glaze

Mixture of her period blood and your cum

I had to wash my sheets because of the cranberry glaze after last night.

by Bswaim December 29, 2020

Crank Dat Stank

Plugging the fart box with your Hammer of Thor while doing the Soulja Boy

Aye yo! You see Elliot in the club last night doin the Crank Dat Stank on the dance floor? Hella brown drippage everywhere

by PJ Swaggie Swag December 31, 2020

Cranberry Suprise

Sticking nails in someone's eyeballs while performing castration in the middle of a church

If you don't shut the fuck up you idiotic retarded old ass piece of shit I'm gonna give you a Cranberry Suprise

by IhaveHIV January 1, 2021

Cranky Panty

A being that is frustrated while wearing female underwear. Can be cute at the same time.

"Damn g, you a cranky panty."
"This woman was so cute but was a real cranky panty."

by Pr0Pabl0 January 3, 2021