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A fucking dope (I mean Jesus Christ guys 🤦 ♂️) "Don't listen to Andrew Tate! Listen to Jordan Peterson!"

Hym "Ha! Hahaha! Okokok... Listen... Andrew Tate... Is a guy... Who is acting out my plan to become better than Joe Rogan... He's saying the things I'VE said... He's flooding the internet with himself like an agent Smith... You're basically listen to me... Jordan Peterson... Is re-appropriating the things I said about your religion... And directing it at 'The Woke' (because if 'leftism' is like a religion then what I said about religion ALSO applies to The Woke)... So, again, listening to ME... It's the same thing! They're doing the same thing! They're both just feeding souls to Yaweh! It's the same! You're listening to the same guy either way you fucking dolt! Except one uses his PhD as justification for being listen to and the other uses his history as a kickboxing champion... Ok. Let me put it this way... You have 2 cans filled with soda... One is a Coke can... The other is a Pepsi can... INSIDE OF THE CAN... Is piss... And what you're doing... Is drinking out of both cans and saying 'Ugh! This Coke tastes like piss! Pepsi is much better! Don't drink Coke! Drink the Pepsi!' Ok? But IT'S BOTH PISS! I'M THE PISS! I'm the piss you're drinking there! Heheheheheheh! Oh my God... I love you Andy. I love this fucking guy. I swear. He is my favorite guy in history... Ever! It's so good. I just can't believe it. Probably the greatest man who ever lived!"
by Hym Iam February 8, 2024
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Andrew

The best boyfriend. Sometimes forgets important stuff but thats ok. Is mostly a dom. Overall pretty yeeting awesome guy
“Yo andrew is fuckin collio bro
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Andrew is the sexiest man on the Syracuse men's rowing team and also pulls the most bitches out of everyone. he also is super smart and funny and hard working and genuine and you will never find an intellect like him. he is ALWAYS right so if you argue with him you might as well give up. His massive penis makes for a slightly injury-prone back but trust me when hes up hes got a third leg!
Andrew furlow is in my anatomy class and i just want him to choke me so badddddddddd
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Andrew Robinson

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Andrew

Andrew is one of the cutest Boys on the planet has a lot of hearth and will treat u perfectly if u know andrew likes you then treat it carefully.

Andrews have an other sides like the dark side or the down side.

If he really likes u he will sometimes show you his down side but mostly the lovely side.

Andrew's love : cuddles kisses late night deep talks going out @ night and listen to music of any kinds.

If u have a crush on an andrew just tell him he won't kick u out of life or Smthg.
Example : "andrew will always be there for you"
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a fucking asshole who only cares about his food and will leave you stranded with your ex.
girl - fuck you andrew
guy- what? youre the one who went

girl- because you didnt chase after me whatsoever. you stupid fuck
by __stupidfuckingbitcccch March 18, 2020
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