spiteblind

When you aren't certain, or don't care, whether someone's LED headlights are high beams or low, and you turn your high beams on as retribution for blinding you.

I don't care if those are low beams, if you come at me like a solar eclipse, I'm going to spiteblind you!

by Pretty Hate Machine AK January 18, 2024

spitinbutt cumshot

A synonym for a local meth avenger in Birchwood TN. Aka a Gary.

In the dark hour when there's no one to call, and the meth is out, call spitinbutt cumshot, the meth avenger!

by Bratty DC January 22, 2024

Spitting knowledge

Naturally voicing words of wisdom to encourage positive action and or thought process.

Dam bro, you spitting knowledge.

by VladdiDaddi December 4, 2023

spittoon lube

When you give yourself a mild allergic reaction to thicken up your flem like a placenta to enjoy self pleasuring moreso.

Ran out of lotion, drank some milk , used my own spittoon lube, just like fucking a placenta.

by Gatorprimus6969 February 16, 2024

spitcuzzi

When you dangle your balls in someone’s mouth while they gargle their spit

I asked my girl if she’d suck me off. She said, “Not only will I do that, but I’ll also help you relax in my spitcuzzi.”

by Daddy’s-home69 February 16, 2024

Spitzy

To be overly aroused

You make me super spitzy.

by Trixie_Star February 22, 2024

Spitroast Competition

When you get spitroasted by two men and then they switch places so you suck the shit from your ass off of his dick. Then, when they are about to cum, they pull out and masturbate and see who can last longest. Once someone loses, they have to swap places with you and you keep doing that cycle over and over again until someone quits.

Guy 1: Hey, you wanna try a Spitroast Competition?
Guy 2: Hell no man! That's gay as hell!
Guy 3: Please? I'm desperate!

by ToofTu March 7, 2024