spiteblind 

When you aren't certain, or don't care, whether someone's LED headlights are high beams or low, and you turn your high beams on as retribution for blinding you.

I don't care if those are low beams, if you come at me like a solar eclipse, I'm going to spiteblind you!

spiteblind by Pretty Hate Machine AK January 18, 2024

Spitblindness 

Inability to admit Spitfire had ANY design flaws.

You can see an example of accute spitblindness in it's last stage at ubi forums, unfortunetly at this stage Spitblindness is uncureable.

Spitblindness by Brain32 May 16, 2006

Slideblind 

Consultants and other useless knowledge workers have found it easier to create presentations instead of impact. Due to their profound insecurity about the (in)significance of their work and their own intelligence in general, they compensate by creating ever increasing numbers of powerpoint slides. In the process they become blind to the meaning and content of individual slides, they go "slideblind". Slideblindness is often terminal (for a given day).

Bro, I have to close my laptop and go for a walk, I am going slideblind after working on this presentation for 10h non-stop.

Slideblind by CreativeDog January 30, 2025