zaching off

When a guy named Zach, jacks off.

Can not be used for someone who is not named Zach.

Zach: I've been Zaching off in your shower while you were gone bro, its ok though, I finished in the drain.

by Mr.5,001 June 5, 2014

buffing off

Ad verb 1-Masturbating with the inside of ones elbow. .

I was walking home from work last night and their was a homeless man buffing off in the alley.

by stiches95 July 16, 2014

Bonk off

To politely say fuck off or in other words back off. Leave a situation alone.

Brooke: there boobs are flat

Ryan: bonk off

Brooke: okay

by Lola D August 14, 2016

off the cock

(Of a woman) Not having sex.

Usage note: usually to suggest the visibility of such state through irritable, out-of-order, or eccentric behavior.

What's with all the meanness, girl?! Someone's off the cock...

by SomewhereElse August 16, 2016

Rip-Off

Either something really expensive or a cheap circumcision.

Yid 1: So, you had a free circumcision I hear?
Yid 2: Yep, the entire fucking family, 23 rip-offs

by the_ultimate_lad September 7, 2016

Fend Off

When some fat/big wog pushes you with one hand with his palm facing your chest. This can be mostly seen in AFL and can be used as a defense technique or offensively if you're a lebo

"Bro did you see Ali fend off that skinny ranga?"

Hell yeah bro it was like an impulse grenade in fortnite, that stick went flying."

by K3b4bEater November 30, 2018

Sex off

When you’re in a competition to see who’s the best at fucking

Guy vs Guy Dick vs Dick oh first guy has a bigger Dick he wins the sex off

by Dubiks December 25, 2018