Preston Moon's dick

The best dick in all of the land.

Thank God I left my boyfriend. Now I can enjoy Preston Moon's dick.

by Ugyfubuh March 3, 2024

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weeping moon

when it's raining while the moon is visible

''Look at that weeping moon! How beautiful! We're getting wet from the rain though so let's go seek shelter quickly.'' (it's raining while the moon is up and shining)

by 123oreosoyummy February 13, 2024

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crack moon

Any full moon that falls on the same date as a welfare check.

The fried chicken place in the gas station was really busy today, it must be a crack moon tonight. I hope I have some beer in the fridge because there isn't a chance in hell I'm stepping foot in the liquor store today.

by DrinkingBen October 16, 2015

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