The act of having sexual relations with a woman and, as soon as the male takes his pants off, the female sees how small his penis is and starts laughing uncontrollably to the point where tears start to roll down her face.

You: So how'd your night with Hayley go?

Friend: Not so good, man...

You: Oh, sorry to hear that, what happened?

Friend: Well, let's put it this way. As soon as we started to get it on back at my place, she sad clowned.

You: HAHAHA!

Sad Clown by ShewpT3hWhewp September 16, 2010

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ass clown

v. to insert an object into another person's anal cavity, to that person's suprise and chagrin. used to humiliate and demoralize.

n. a person who thinks that ass clowining is a good idea and wants to practice it on his friends for fun. often correlated with having intercourse with microwave-heated cantaloupes.

you're walking funny coming out of the drunk tank; aw, they ass clowned you and took your shoes, huh?

ass clown by terrero November 3, 2004

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Sad Clown

a sad clown is when the female is engaging in oral sex with the male and the male nuts in her mouth without warning. thus resulting in a facial expression of a sad clown.

Merry: So how did you and Peter do last night.

Jane: We were doing great til he slipped me a sad clown.

Sad Clown by C.Phil January 14, 2004

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insane clown posse

they are the baddest rap group ever. i dont like it how dirty ass gay moshers boys de grade them by listening to them ans i dont see whats rong with rap apart from all these shite ed new people likie 50 cent eminem and other dik wads rap music thats worth listening to is ghost face killa andre nikitina insane clown posse an will smith etc

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insane clown posse
andre nikitina
will smith
nwa
NERD
run dmc
stone roses

insane clown posse by badderman November 6, 2006