Mega tough

A term usually used by a indian kid in middle school who is trying to be white but fails miserably. He acts like he is popular and flips his phone out every chance he gets while recording on Snapchat. He acts cool inform tof girl but deep down in his heart he feels a sudden pain and sadness because he is going to be sad at night knowing nobody will dance with him at homecoming

Rajesh: Bro, that’s mega tough!

Timmy: yea, dude let’s go skate some more!

by Slide sloot September 23, 2018

Shit through a strainer

An extremely runny, liquidy shit or series of shits that could completely pass through a strainer; diarrhea.

I could eat that all day, but does it ever make me shit through a strainer.

by Theginger_binger October 26, 2018

I thought Texas was supposed to be hot

(from folklore)
when someone is glowing brighter than the sun, the sun in this galaxy gets jealous and turns off. the world remains lit by the new star's glorious rays. the only place there is detectable change is in Texas, where the temperature drops dramatically. and so everyone's all 'what I thought Texas was supposed to be hot!' as in 'a new, brighter, more powerful star has been born.'

damn juul pod, you see that shot of Mel @ her new PAYING job?? I thought Texas was supposed to be hot

by whatsawatermelon4 December 7, 2018

hand through the forest

Running your hand through your guys hair

Bro my girl ran her hand through the forest and I nutted

by Thonger January 2, 2019

Chick Through Rate

The number of girls you have to get through on dating apps/sites to find someone worth dating

Matt: Having a hard time finding normal girlfriend material on Tinder
Sticky: You should try Match.com, the Chick Through Rate is probably better

by StickyOne January 10, 2019

Rustling through the bush and found berries

When you put your hands down a girl's pants and find she is a man.

Trans Bangkok

Chad: "I thought I met this girl at the club..."
Aron: "What happened?"
Chad: "I startled rustling through the bush and found berries."

Aron: "Did you taste them? "

by ABeardedAsian March 12, 2019

Nut Thoughts

The wide array of bad thoughts a man experiences for a few minutes after masturbation.

Directly at ter masturbating to a picture of his lifelong crush, he felt a little guilty and wondered if he even liked her at all, but those were just nut thoughts.

by Ianrayc March 14, 2019