wank bank

the stuff you masturbate or wank off to

Alan says i should send him porn for his wank bank

by Catalan Johnni April 27, 2023

Gang wank

everyone gets in a circle with there left hand on the person to there lefts dick and use your right hand to beat your own meat. You finish into a cup and the last to finish drinks it

what Did you do today?
I had a gang wank with Leo and jack

by Azsw January 2, 2020

Wank

Fun way to say masterbation

"GET OUT MUM I'M TAKING A WANK"

by Zachyboi Bennett June 21, 2020

Crafty wank

The action of masturbating in a public place, without being spotted.

He would often have a crafty wank under the desk during his history lesson. The other pupils noticed, but the teacher never did.

by DarrenG July 20, 2024

Wormhole Wank

When you stick a worm in your urethra and you have to ejaculate it out before it crawls in.

Mom: Jordan, do the damn dishes!
Jordan: Hang on, i'm doing a Wormhole wank!

Mom: You kept the bait from fishing earlier?

by jillstobbs_ April 19, 2018

Wank

When something is over-exaggerated...a lot.

"Jay is so wank, he doesn't have as much money as people think."

by Lord_0mni March 23, 2020

Domi-Wank

A wank dominated by a frantic nerd.

The combination of the 'wiggling' of the knees and excessive shoulder movement (up and down in most cases), no wrist action.

Often done before, during and after any event including wank, funerals and general social activities.

"Sorry I missed my exams, I had a furious Domi-Wank."

by Domi-Knows September 6, 2009