toshok

A toshok is an Afghan term for a small thin mattress

My friend went home to sleep on his toshok

by Random Afghan December 3, 2023

Tosh Zhang looks orbit. Bye bye Urban Dictionary hate you too!

Tosh Zhang looks orbit. Bye bye Urban Dictionary hate you too!

Tosh Zhang looks orbit. Bye bye Urban Dictionary hate you too!

by Baram12 July 15, 2024

Tosspotting

The verbiage use to describe the action of a “tosspot” — committing acts of tosspottery. The most to the point of looking away knowing you have accepting their stupidity to the degree of Darwinism. Inanimate objects often succumb to destruction at the hands of a tosspotter. Often licking broomsticks and doorknobs to a soundtrack. A full-state of idiot wizard magik. Sometimes on a full moon you can hear the gel pens scribble in their dream journal from a local rehab. Sometimes a shuffling noise on their dream boards. However—- one who is guilty of tosspotting, often is never able to break the cycle and insurance hates them

“Oh, yes, that hoebag licking the wall has been tosspotting the vibes all night”

“That one lady decided to go about it all wrong. They were tosspotting and started talking about “inevitable disco boogers” while stealing dream catchers from Wiccan neighbors”

“I don’t hang with you anymore because you are by end of the night, always tosspotting on a linoleum floor with your crayons”

by anonymous July 20, 2024

Toss the salad

Tossing the salad is licking and munching on one’s butthole, basically a rimjob.

Joan: “I gotta eat something soon. No wonder why I’m so tiny.”
Kenny: “You can help me toss the salad, bitch.”

by rosenovarocks July 21, 2024

Tost

Tost comes out the top of the toaster and I’m in love with tost. Tost has the most green eyes you’ve ever seen and will make sure you know that.

Tost will also give you many of reasons to live longer than you thought you could.

Tost loves unconditionally and I love tost.

Tost, you gave me super aids!

by D…H August 5, 2024

tosse100

A savvy viking from northern Sweden with an alter ego in Thailand in the streets of Bangkok. Likes to live his true self there and take part of any activity of choice. He is truely a part of the lgbtq community but only admit his actions in Thailand.

Stop being a charlatan like tosse100, youre not in Thailand yet.

by tosse100 assistant February 16, 2024

Toss'erin

The act of tossing random ingredients in a pot in hopes of turning out a decent meal.

"None of the ingredients in the fridge really seem to go together"
"Dude, just put it all in a pot and make toss'erin"

by DrakusMagnus February 20, 2024