Fakestorming 

This is when your boss pulls you and group of your coworkers together to "brainstorm" a concept when they already have a plan. This fake brainstorm is designed to make you feel valued and important, but it actually does the opposite.

I hate it when Joe Bossy Pants gives us a research assignment only to find out in the "brainstorm" that he already has a concept and he needs us to implement it. It's a total fakestorming session.

Fakestorming by h2ogurl June 17, 2010

fake si 

A robot from the future, who steals shit from everyday people and posts pictures of it on the internet to prove he's a real human, and not actually a shit stealing robot.(www.imarealhuman_watchmeshit.com)

WATCH OUT!!! Fake si's behind you, trying to steal your shit

fake si by Ed Dorgan December 11, 2003

fagestic 

Majestically homosexual or a fagetsic race

Lance and John sledding across canada or technoviking

"lance and john sledding across canada is fagestic"

fagestic by technoviking November 8, 2007

facespooked

that sudden shock when an old friend (or enemy) from your past finds you on Facebook

my 25th hs reunion is coming up...seems i'm facespooked daily.

facespooked by lyricmyoos February 24, 2009

Facesurfing 

The act of going through pictures on dating applications on facebook.

I found that really hot chick while facesurfing on Are you Interested!

Facesurfing by swamimetalananda March 1, 2009

facesquatted 

A person that enforces their dominant role in sex by squatting over the face of their laying down partner to receive oral sex.

I had a great time with Suzie last night -she is into the Femdom role with me these days and facesquatted me until she orgasmed three times-my tongue is still sore.

facesquatted by busterboner November 27, 2009

facesmack 

When someone attempts to belittle or humiliate a particular person or Facebook friend by updating his Facebook status. This person purposely avoids using the victim's name, but describes him or her in such a way that all mutual friends will immediately know who it is.

(in a status update)

John: wishes that all red-headed Poly-Sci majors who work at a certain law firm would stop facestalking me and get a life.

Later...
Mary: Did you see John's status update today?
Mark: Yeah, he was totally talking about Jenny! Who else do we know with red hair who works at a law firm?
Mary: I know, he so facesmacked her!

facesmack by a.ann February 9, 2010