5 April 2063

The day, Humanity makes first contact in Star Trek.

Guy 1: Hey did you know when first contact was made?
Guy 2: Yeah, it was the 5 April 2063.

by SomeStarTrekdude November 28, 2020

April 12: National April 11 redo day

Its a redo day for April 11th which was national ass grabbing day. But if you couldn't do that, heres your chance.

April 12: National April 11 redo day

by teasquad April 11, 2019

April Fail's joke

When you try to pull off a April Fool's joke and fail horribly.

Indie Radio DJ: Coming up next is Left Behind by Slipknot!
::listeners tune out, song finishes::
Indie Radio DJ: OH HO HO! April Fool's!
Random Guy: Wow, more like April Fail's joke.

by [B]saint April 1, 2009

April Fools Day

A day when people can lie about anything and if you are stupid enough you'll believe it then when they shout APRIL FOOLS! you feel like a dumb ass

GIRL: Yeah. If You Come Over, You Can Smash.
GUY: Ard. I'm Omw. Takes 2 Buses And Ah 30 Minute walk To Get To Girl's House
GIRL: April Fools Day You Can't Fuck Me! Yeaaa!

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by Arnold :) August 23, 2012

Smack ass (April 13 )

On Friday April 13 is smack ass day , you can smack any ass

Smack ass (April 13 ) you smack any ass

by (()$$ May 25, 2018

Aggressive Anal April

the second chapter to destroy dick december , you have to either get analed or anal someone or any kind of specie that has a asshole

Anson : You ready for Aggressive Anal April ?
Ethan : Fuck yea my man this is my chance to fuck my dog right in the ass
Anson : Make sure you wear a condom cus you gonna make it pregnant

by ETHANANSONMILFAIDSLGBT November 25, 2018

april 18 2018

A cuck of a day

i hate april 18 2018

by im a cuck May 28, 2018