Person A: Hey did you see that guy who got dicked with a rake?
Person B: Oh yeah. He sounds like Mickey Mouse!
Person A: I know right?!
Person B: Oh yeah. He sounds like Mickey Mouse!
Person A: I know right?!
by KingLoli June 16, 2020
Get the Dickedmug. A penis that is of incredible size that one only receives on rare special occasions. As opposed to boyfriend dick.
I had vacation dick last night and it was the greatest, but you can't be on vacation every night or you get home sick
by Arseman92 June 17, 2016
Get the vacation dickmug. Very few men have access to Forbidden dick mode it's a technique lost to time and has been forbidden. We do not know what the full potential of forbidden dick mode is but what we do know is that it can satisfy any woman, possibly increase dick size, vibrate, charge cumshots, etc. The abilities can also vary depending on the man not only the effectiveness but some users can conjure new abilities itself. Forbidden dick mode has consequences as well if not used in moderation,
Like losing your dick and/or balls, the females death or the user's, mind lost to horny thoughts,etc. I don't know too much about this mode if I find more then I'll update you guys
Like losing your dick and/or balls, the females death or the user's, mind lost to horny thoughts,etc. I don't know too much about this mode if I find more then I'll update you guys
Chris:I used forbidden dick mode on her last night and she fucking died help me hide the body
Peter: holy shit you unlocked it?
Peter: holy shit you unlocked it?
by Loserbutbetter October 30, 2021
Get the Forbidden dick Modemug. That one guy you know that will whip out his dick for absolutely no reason and act like nothing happened
by Sellout President September 5, 2023
Get the Dick Flingermug. Today i woke up for my job interview... but I couldn’t leave the house until I got rid of my breakfast dick.
by Candyokid September 2, 2019
Get the Breakfast Dickmug. Dick that doesn’t make a girl cum; dick not worth any drama, not worth chasing; Guy(s) who think they are amazing in bed but you’re thinking of what to get at the grocery store instead.
How was your date the other night?
“He ended up being a dull dick. Even though he came 40 times in 20 hours, he didn’t get me off - not even once.”
“He ended up being a dull dick. Even though he came 40 times in 20 hours, he didn’t get me off - not even once.”
by Hard2getoff August 13, 2019
Get the Dull Dickmug. by Kalboy November 7, 2020
Get the Bloody Dickmug.