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Mummy Dick

When you have an STD, and your penis leaks so bad that you have to wrap it up in toilet paper.

Rob BOB: Can you take me to the clinic I have a bad case of mummy dick.

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When ones penis has to be wrapped to be wrapped in toilet paper because secretion is so bad.

Hey man to man to the clinic, I have a bad case of Mummy Dick.

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