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Mummy Dick
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When ones penis has to be
wrapped
to be wrapped in
toilet paper
because
secretion
is so bad.
Hey
man to man
to the
clinic
, I have a bad case of Mummy Dick.
by
Onearmedcat
October 28, 2025
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Mummy Dick
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When you have an STD, and
your penis
leaks so bad that you have to
wrap it up
in
toilet paper
.
Rob BOB: Can you
take me
to the
clinic
I have a bad case of mummy dick.
by
Onearmedcat
November 1, 2025
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