wet grass

Grass that has had precipitation land on it. Also known as a silly goose.

You better get off my yard, it contains wet grass because there was a tsunami last night.

by Naturelover12345678969 May 26, 2017

cool wet grass

An expression of difficulty. This will often be said repeatedly while doing something difficult that you have to do and want to get finished. It originated in amateur firewalking as a way to create a mental image that no, your feet are not burning.

Joe ran through the bullet-riddled alley, muttering "cool wet grass cool wet grass cool wet grass" under his breat

by Dave Park January 2, 2006