nuts and jelly

1. awesome

2. hardcore

1. The rollercoaster was nuts and jelly!

2. We hiked down the mountain- it was so nuts and jelly!

by menace89 April 30, 2006

nut buster

1. when something bad happens to you and the pain that follows is worse than getting kicked in the nuts.

2. when something is hilarious and you can't stop laughing.

3. a hot chick you would love to get with.

4. when you joke or give somebody a hard time.

1. Willis just lost his tickets to the Super Bowl what a nut buster.

2. George Lopez's comedy is a real nut buster.

3. Amanda the chick with the double D melons is a real nut buster.

4. Jim was giving Donny a hard time about his car, Jim was being a typical nut buster.

by cardinal_fan October 27, 2004

big nuts

a male or female with extremely large testicles.

that matt parker, hes got right big nuts!!!

by matt and the winz March 16, 2004

No nut November

No nut November: a holiday celebrated all month.
No nut November rules:
1 you can’t nut

2 no masturbating or sex of any kind
3 boners and porn is okay
4 wet dreams are okay but if you nut you lose!
5 no nut

Girl: “wanna have sex?”
Guy: “sorry it’s no nut November I can’t have intercourse”
Girl: “okay”

by Imnotblack35 November 1, 2018

Mixed Nuts

When at least 4 men of different ethnic backgrounds stand in a circle around a decorative holiday themed bowl and simultaneously stick their scrotoms into the aforementioned bowl.

After the guys made some mixed nuts, they all docked.

by Scratch n' sniff December 22, 2007

deeez nuts

what you can suck.

"deeez nuts, you can suck them."

by dirk squarejaw May 6, 2003

deez nuts

see below

Man: Hey, Bob Oliver called and said wassup..

Woman: Bob Oliver who?

Man: Bob Oliver Deez Nutz Biatche…

by heckler January 14, 2004