John Pike

A little painful stinging sore found on the head or shaft of a penis as result of excessive masturbation without adequate lubrication.

“Hey man, what’s up with the funny walk?”

“Dude I ran outta lube last night while rubbing one out & gave myself a John Pike that stings like hot pepper!”

John Pike by DRTYONE November 22, 2011

John Galvin ass nigga 

A saying for someone who is gay, looks gay, and/or has gay tendencies

Sean: You seen Kevin around lately
Dashaun: Man I don't talk to that John Galvin ass nigga

John Galvin ass nigga by HyphyLionhart October 22, 2012

John phillips

John Phillips is the sexist man alive and has a big most dick unlike bobby Lombardo with his small little shrimp dick.

Danm john phillips fuck me I don't want that piece of shit bobby lombardo.

John phillips by Titlicker 69 February 13, 2018

John Steinbeck 

1.(noun) The author of "The Grapes of Wrath".

2.(noun) The most elaborate describer of dust the world has ever known.

3.(noun) One of the many names of the Devil.

Damn you John Steinbeck!!! How could you go on about goddamn dust for over forty pages?!!! Damn you to hell, where you live and rule, but don't let that soften the threat!!! And what the hell is with the damn turtle?!!! I don't know if you know this John Steinbeck, but the book was about a struggling Oklahoman family!!! Didn't need an entire chapter about a fucking turtle!!!

John Steinbeck by Mr. Sexington July 28, 2008

John Holmes 

a man with a dick large enough to wreck Godzillas vagina. he also doggy styles king kongs asshole

your such a john Holmes go fuck Godzilla

John Holmes by loverboy2278 September 5, 2019

John Lennon 

John Lennon was the "Leader" of the greatest band in the world, The Beatles. He was a troubled man... but a great one none the less (Page two... lol)
He was ever so sexy, and way better looking than that damn Macca dude. His first wife was very nice, and she deserves alot of credit. Yoko was and is a bitch...
And he... liked her (hehe).
The sad part about this little story was he was taken from us on a cold december night by some psycho asshole, who's name I refuse to give. LOOK IT UP.

Oh and did I mention.... he's so SEXYYYY?!!!

John Lennon is a sex god

John Lennon by Mrs. John Winston Lennons LOVE June 19, 2009

John Oliver 

One of the only news anchors on TV rn who seems to know what he’s talking about

Guy1- Hey Did you see John Oliver last night?

Guy2- Yeah I hope he find that painting of two gay rats fucking

John Oliver by Dude16262727 April 7, 2020