Definitions by DRTYONE

John Pike

A little painful stinging sore found on the head or shaft of a penis as result of excessive masturbation without adequate lubrication.

“Hey man, what’s up with the funny walk?”

“Dude I ran outta lube last night while rubbing one out & gave myself a John Pike that stings like hot pepper!”

John Pike by DRTYONE November 22, 2011