french vanilla latte

This is when a person makes a Latte, but they add french vanilla into it. It's not a tax write-off.
Person 1: do you want a french vanilla latte
Person 2: oh sure i love dodging taxes
by Sando Trouton December 17, 2024
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French Astronaut

Codeword for a fussy eater.

Named for Frenchman Thomas Pesquet, whose meals in the International Space Station will include lobster, beef bourguignon, cod with black rice and almond tarts with caramelized pears.
"We've got a French Astronaut at Table Seven. Prepare to have everything sent back."
by Monkey's Dad April 25, 2021
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French poster

A staunch feminist, referring to French posters in the 1960s targeting Algerian women to unveil themselves.
John: "Check this tweet out by a feminist, she says women with veils are backwards!"
Josh: "Typical French poster behaviour."
by YourLocalBrownie June 12, 2023
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French Handbag

A box of wine. Phrase attributed to Martin Finlay of The Speedometers
Lidl do a great French Handbag - three litres of red for under £15
by Mescalino February 22, 2021
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French Dogsitting

When you’re watching somebody else’s dog and you suddenly get the sexual desire to lather up your dick in peanut butter and proceed to stuff doggy biscuits in your ass in hopes of the dog giving you some free ass eatin’ that wouldent be available anywhere else.
Me and Nancy’s dogs got down and dirty with some French dogsitting since the cable was out.
by TheGayCabinet June 22, 2018
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french carrot

The french carrot is a time to describe when you can't find your dildo so you steal a carrot from the grocery store or your neighbours yard
Where have all our carrots gone? We had half a bag before the dinner party?
Im not sure , but i think our daughter might be doing the French carrot again.
by The French Carrot December 26, 2017
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French

The only reason America had managed to win the American Revolution between 1765 to 1791.
Also being the reason for America gaining literally half of it's landmass from the Louisiana Purchase.
Pretty much a large portion of America exists ONLY because of the French.
Person A: Hey what's that guy eating?
Person B: Oh it's Casu Marzu, he must be French.
by Smeggy0 July 26, 2022
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