An expression of extreme surprise, disbelief, or excitement. Can be used in both positive and negative situations, often in place of "Holy cow!" or "Holy smokes!"
by Dr. Bargus April 24, 2025
An expression of extreme surprise, disbelief, or excitement. Can be used in both positive and negative situations, often in place of "Holy cow!" or "Holy smokes!"
by Dr. Bargus April 24, 2025
An interjection said by those who enjoy granola, replacing the phrase "holy moly". Used to exclaim great emotion, whether good or bad.
by Granola Enjoyer June 05, 2024
by Granola Enjoyer June 05, 2024
The greatest of all types of consumables. The term holy granoly can be used to describe anything from the greatest dick you’ve ever tasted to cheddar Chex mix.
“Yo I heard Janet got the Holy Granoly last night”
“This party better have some Holy Granoly or I’m gonna cut Brooke’s toe off”
“This party better have some Holy Granoly or I’m gonna cut Brooke’s toe off”
by KindVonJesus March 31, 2018
THE BANANA IS THE BEST MOTHERFUCKING FRUIT AND THE BEST PART IS THAT IT LOOOOOKS LIKE A PENIS
SUCK AND YOU GET HOLY POWER YEEEE
SUCK AND YOU GET HOLY POWER YEEEE
by HOLY MOTHERFUCKER January 07, 2019
The holy-grapevine is when you take your worst girlfriend to your nicest vineyard, you open a nice bottle of sparkling wine, get her clothes off and start butt-f*cking doggy style. When you’re about to cum, you yell out “holy-grapevine” and hit her in the back of the head with a grapevine.
I holy-grapevined my gal last weekend and my shoulder is still thrown out from those big, head-pruned vines.
by MendoVineGuy February 18, 2025