landed dick up

Failed pathetically, in the manner of falling flat on your ass. Left wanting and asking, fuck, what's next?

Did you hear what happened to him? He really landed dick up, didn't he? Note to editors, I like this saying and would prefer to use a person's name instead of 'him', but it's not an inside joke. It's better with a name. If you use a name, it could be Brian or Paul or anything really. Happy for you to improvise! Think of one of your sorry friends who always lands dick up.

landed dick up by prof_db January 28, 2021

lotta dick 

Quick way to communicate girth measurement

Lotta dick is a universal safety word

lotta dick by Tonythetiler February 5, 2021

Andy Dick 

An actor with the most fitting last name of all time.

Andy Dick is literally and figuratively a Dick.

Andy Dick by Ubeenbamboozledson July 31, 2021

rotel dick 

quick, ghetto penis

girl, i’m hot in the tail… i need some rotel dick.

rotel dick by Nadegirl777 May 7, 2023

Put a dick on it.

The act of making a contribution or donating one's time in an attempt to bring about a change; To be instrumental in a cause.

Ex. 1- Look here, you lazy son of a bitch. I believe it's about time you put down that cell phone, crawl out from under your shade tree, and put a fuckin' dick on it! You got that?!?!?!

Ex. 2- And so my fellow Americans, the time has come to act boldly, to act without hesitation. I say to you tonight, the time has come... to put a dick on it.

Put a dick on it. by Nicky Grimms September 27, 2011

Monster-Word-Dick 

being superior with the wit of words against someone trying to insult you or cut you down.

Shay whipped out her monster-word-dick and slapped the troll across the face with every response to his idiotic ramblings.

Monster-Word-Dick by Shay Phoenixx February 19, 2013

Lenny limp Dick 

a lenny with a suprisingly saggy and or limp genitalia

"Look at that limp dick over there" as he points to the phacid penis over yonder.

"Oh thats nothing but the no good Lenny limp Dick."

Lenny limp Dick by Lenny Limpy December 12, 2013