Dick Cellar

A temperature controlled environment attached below a home for the purpose of storing dicks.

If you need me ill be down in the dick cellar!

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dick kegel

To contract muscles in your lower abdomen and dick to avoid pre ejaculation. Some of the same ab muscles can also be used for butt kegels.

Thanks to dick kegel, I can whistle with my dick lips and also use my junk as a power washer.

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A woman who only prefers a above average size penis.

Crystal is such a dick snob, she won't go on a date with a guy unless his dick pic proves he's at least 7 inches or larger!

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When your dick hardens
this means it gets very hard

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Showing another man too much respect, a.k.a dickriding

Nas ain't the greatest rapper of all time, damn nigga you dick holding..

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Something you might call a lead guitarist of a Canadian rock band from the 70s and who may or may not be a drunk male prostitute.

Ricky: “You got enough money? here’s another dollar .36 there ‘dick tree’.
Alex: “Can’t believe I’m picking this stuff up...”

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Basically this words is yet another slang term for "semen".

Bitch keep suckin till you taste this dick gravy!!!

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