Your Local Fanatic Christian 

A member of a cult that worships the idea of a powerful being. They tend to try to convert you with a positive attitude, and yet hate on everyone that does not believe in their religion or go against whatever is in the one and only Bible. They are very easy to spot and are a bit of a Narc. They try to bribe you with food and high-fives. Don't fall for their tricks.

"Dude look out it's your local fanatic Christian!"
"Oh damn thanks for warning me man, I don't want them wasting my time trying to make me go to church and join their cult".
"No problem man, don't want you heading the wrong path in life".

Your Local Fanatic Christian by I*Am*A*Mistake June 22, 2018

Progressive Christian

A person who makes stuff up using faith just like evangelicals, but by appropriating humanist values and then proceeds to give all the credit to Jesus. Progressive Christians like to talk about deconstruction to help distance themselves from evangelicals, but they're also known for being deconstruction gatekeepers at the same time. They'll say deconstruction is okay as long as you keep your faith in Jesus by the end of your journey.

"Some of y'all have deconstructed so much that you're rejoicing when someone tosses his faith away. Not here for that." - Progressive Christian

Progressive Christian by apostatethought July 30, 2021

non-denominational christian  

a christian person who is wimpy and can't choose a real religion. A person who is netutral on religious beliefs.

being a non-denominational christian i believe that other religions are wrong but mine.

non-denominational christian by Elizabeth Davis January 6, 2008

Jung Christian Movement

A movement that takes the writings of Psychiatrist Carl Jung as its article of faith.

More specifically his writings on Job.

He's in the Jung Christian movement.

Jung Christian Movement by Judge dredd7 November 5, 2011

pinewood christian academy 

a school based completely on the amount of money you have. the more money you have, the more people will like you.

Pinewood Christian Academy is full of rich stuck up snobs

pinewood christian academy by Godjgsdfgsdfgdsfgsdgsdg March 9, 2017

jose-christian 

Jose-Chris is the best name for a half white and a half Honduran male

Jose-Christian is the best name

jose-christian by Black ops 2 March 28, 2017

erick christian 

Erick is a very sexy man with a passion for fucking girls

Erick christian is so smashable

erick christian by Somone special May 18, 2017