Michael Can't Draw 

Michael Can't Draw is an American YouTube narcissist, he often clowns on other YouTubers for clout. Hes a pokemon card freak and owns mario kart curtains.

If you encounter a Michael Can't Draw, make sure to tell your family you love then, since Michael will make sure you watch all his videos to the point where the only thing you'll see is his face.

"Hey loin boi, wheres christan Ted??"
"Oh...he got Michael-syndrome"
"Noooo!! AHHHH #FRICKMICHAELCANTDRAW"

(Michael Can't Draw definition)

Michael Can't Draw by Tay Animations January 20, 2020

U Can't Touch This 

A song by MC Hammer released in 1990, also a song used for mocking if you don't others touching your stuff

Girl: Ooh, look at this phone!
Boy: U Can't Touch This (starts singing)

U Can't Touch This by fc2078 January 4, 2021

You Can Have My Back Any Day 

What you say to your friend when you are secretly in love with them.

Eddie: “You can have my back any day”

Buck: “or, you know, you can have mine”

You Can Have My Back Any Day by buddielust January 12, 2021

I can't take this anymore 

When your friend get a bad grade and he says
"I can't take this anymore"

A: what grade u got

B: I can't take this anymore

I can't take this anymore by Your local mini mexican October 16, 2021

I can nawt get sick right now 

A sentence you use when you can nawt get sick right now

"Omg Bailey are you ok?"
Baliey:*sneezes* " I can nawt get sick right now I have kendras birthday party and that baby shower later I-I just can nawt get sick right now."

-Family Guy S11 EP.18 Total Recall

I can nawt get sick right now by G1rlb0ss11 April 11, 2022

Shakin' the can 

The act of male masturbation

Trevor asked his friends to leave the room so that he could begin shakin' the can to some gay porn.

Shakin' the can by Johnny Punani August 3, 2007

wadding the can 

Having sex while a tampon is present in the vagina.

My girlfriend is pissed at me for wadding the can last night.

wadding the can by Polar Bear and Jelly October 8, 2007