thick as a Gurkhas forskin

Someone who is lacking in common sense or knowledge,

“your as thick as a Gurkhas forskin”

by Welshman92 January 10, 2024

Bungalessing (as a title)

Bungalessing can be used as a title for an alpha like baby possums.

Michael: did you hear about that sk possum

Angus: yeah its baby bungalessing

Note: Bungalessing (as a title)

by The Freakstar 2 November 18, 2024

sore as a door on a whorehouse on a payday

This obviously refers to someone or something being overused and worn the fuck out.

Percy: "Man, look at these hands! They are calloused and bleeding from all of that yardwork!"
Samantha: " You let that shit get overgrown and it needed to be done. Stop acting like you're sore as a door on a whorehouse on a payday. Now fetch me some sweet tea!"

by von groovy July 12, 2024

Weird as a monkey's beard

When something is just too weird, and the only way to describe it is that of a beard attached to a monkeys face.

Can you believe Shangela eats sofa cushions on the reg? That's weird as a monkey's beard!

by Dr. Hand May 22, 2024

lyte as a rock

explaining how heavy the young lady is.

Tyrone- dude this girl is lyte as a rock !

by ayihsa March 9, 2024

dumb as a lemon

Someone or something is very dumb by comparing them to a lemon.

Donald Trump has called Don Lemon the "dumbest man on television." He is dumb as a lemon!

by OnlySmiles March 17, 2024

charged as a dingo

Drunk as fuck

Fuck me cunt nan and pop are charged as a dingo

by Gary great gary March 19, 2024