Guy 1:Man Remember Last Match?
Guy 2:Yeah That Was A Nice Battle
Guy 1:Also That Asshole xXNoobRekterXx Betrayed Me!
Guy 2:You Got Ass Stabbed!
Guy 2:Yeah That Was A Nice Battle
Guy 1:Also That Asshole xXNoobRekterXx Betrayed Me!
Guy 2:You Got Ass Stabbed!
by WingyDoge May 12, 2017

When the shit is so powerful, you have to take off your pants, shoes and socks and pray to the lord for mercy. These shits typically cause massive pain in the abdominal region, followed by gassy farts.
by whisickle November 1, 2023

David - "playing video game"
Mom - boi you haven't got up in 2 days! Go wipe your flaky ass!
David - its not a phase mom!
Mom - boi you haven't got up in 2 days! Go wipe your flaky ass!
David - its not a phase mom!
by Scoot104 April 24, 2019

by Ol_B October 10, 2013

You:Yo yk what today is babe
Bf/gf:What
You: National smack the shit outta ur bf/gf ass so guess what's "SMACKS ASS HARD"
Gf/bf:ouch that hurt babe
Bf/gf:What
You: National smack the shit outta ur bf/gf ass so guess what's "SMACKS ASS HARD"
Gf/bf:ouch that hurt babe
by Strangerbooty August 26, 2022

Guy: What's up guys, you lovely girls
Boy: what
Guy: I got bitches on me
Boy: you goofy ass dog, shut up
Boy: what
Guy: I got bitches on me
Boy: you goofy ass dog, shut up
by lordyrei December 12, 2024

by Robosapian4266 March 9, 2022
