Crunky

Like crunchy but has more emphasis. Can also be used as Cronked if someone has got the shit beat out of them.

That was a Crunky ass cookie.

Dude, he got Cronked in that fight.

by JustaStoner January 14, 2020

Ass Baby

Someone who is very ugly. Usually used as an insult saying that their mother birthed them from her ass.

You're a whole Ass Baby

by JustaStoner January 14, 2020

Turtleneck Trevors

Someone who beats their meat while taking a shit.

Dude, you're being such a Turtleneck Trevors.

by JustaStoner January 31, 2020

Gas Station Back Up

A dirty hammer usually used for beating things live a retard. Can be used as an insult if desired.

Let's use the Gas Station Back Up.

by JustaStoner January 14, 2020

Choking the Rat

Aggressively jerking off.

Dude, I was Choking the Rat so hard last night.

by JustaStoner January 14, 2020

Smog Log

A greasy turd.

Example:
"Dude, I ate so many Slim Jims. It was a whole Smog Log.

I took a fat Smog Log

by JustaStoner January 14, 2020

Ethiopian Joint

A very skinny joint or blunt.

Dude, you rolled an Ethiopian joint again.

by JustaStoner April 30, 2021