JustaStoner's definitions

Crunky

Like crunchy but has more emphasis. Can also be used as Cronked if someone has got the shit beat out of them.

That was a Crunky ass cookie.

Dude, he got Cronked in that fight.

by JustaStoner January 14, 2020

Jacker Jacket

Jerking off with a large jacket or hoodie over your schlong. This can easily be done in public without having attention drawn to you.

Dude, my girlfriend gave me a Jacker Jacket at the movies last night.

by JustaStoner January 14, 2020

Choking the Rat

Aggressively jerking off.

Dude, I was Choking the Rat so hard last night.

by JustaStoner January 14, 2020

Smog Log

A greasy turd.

Example:
"Dude, I ate so many Slim Jims. It was a whole Smog Log.

I took a fat Smog Log

by JustaStoner January 13, 2020

Gas Station Back Up

A dirty hammer usually used for beating things live a retard. Can be used as an insult if desired.

Let's use the Gas Station Back Up.

by JustaStoner January 14, 2020

Ass Baby

Someone who is very ugly. Usually used as an insult saying that their mother birthed them from her ass.

You're a whole Ass Baby

by JustaStoner January 14, 2020

Solo Sweats

Jerking off so hard that you start to sweat.

I was at it for hours last night. I did it for so long I got the Solo Sweats.

by JustaStoner April 29, 2021