10 definitions by JustaStoner

1
Going to a wet baseball diamond and pushing eachother until one person is left standing. They are crowned as the World Champion Mud Brawler.
Dude, let's do a massive Mud Brawl.
by JustaStoner January 14, 2020
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3
Someone who is very ugly. Usually used as an insult saying that their mother birthed them from her ass.
by JustaStoner January 14, 2020
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4
Jerking off with a large jacket or hoodie over your schlong. This can easily be done in public without having attention drawn to you.
Dude, my girlfriend gave me a Jacker Jacket at the movies last night.
by JustaStoner January 14, 2020
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5
A greasy turd.

Example:
"Dude, I ate so many Slim Jims. It was a whole Smog Log.
I took a fat Smog Log
by JustaStoner January 13, 2020
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6
Jerking off so hard that you start to sweat.
I was at it for hours last night. I did it for so long I got the Solo Sweats.
by JustaStoner April 29, 2021
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7
A dirty hammer usually used for beating things live a retard. Can be used as an insult if desired.
by JustaStoner January 14, 2020
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