Urban Dictionary: Definitions by JustaStoner

Solo Sweats

Jerking off so hard that you start to sweat.

I was at it for hours last night. I did it for so long I got the Solo Sweats.

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Dude, you rolled an Ethiopian joint again.

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Someone who beats their meat while taking a shit.

Dude, you're being such a Turtleneck Trevors.

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Jerking off with a large jacket or hoodie over your schlong. This can easily be done in public without having attention drawn to you.

Dude, my girlfriend gave me a Jacker Jacket at the movies last night.

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Someone who is very ugly. Usually used as an insult saying that their mother birthed them from her ass.

You're a whole Ass Baby

Ass Baby by JustaStoner January 14, 2020

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Going to a wet baseball diamond and pushing eachother until one person is left standing. They are crowned as the World Champion Mud Brawler.

Dude, let's do a massive Mud Brawl.

Mud Brawl by JustaStoner January 14, 2020

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Aggressively jerking off.

Dude, I was Choking the Rat so hard last night.

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