Definitions by JustaStoner

Solo Sweats 

Jerking off so hard that you start to sweat.

I was at it for hours last night. I did it for so long I got the Solo Sweats.

Solo Sweats by JustaStoner April 29, 2021

Ethiopian Joint 

A very skinny joint or blunt.

Dude, you rolled an Ethiopian joint again.

Ethiopian Joint by JustaStoner April 29, 2021

Turtleneck Trevors

Someone who beats their meat while taking a shit.

Dude, you're being such a Turtleneck Trevors.

Turtleneck Trevors by JustaStoner January 30, 2020

Jacker Jacket

Jerking off with a large jacket or hoodie over your schlong. This can easily be done in public without having attention drawn to you.

Dude, my girlfriend gave me a Jacker Jacket at the movies last night.

Jacker Jacket by JustaStoner January 14, 2020

Mud Brawl 

Going to a wet baseball diamond and pushing eachother until one person is left standing. They are crowned as the World Champion Mud Brawler.

Dude, let's do a massive Mud Brawl.

Mud Brawl by JustaStoner January 14, 2020

Ass Baby 

Someone who is very ugly. Usually used as an insult saying that their mother birthed them from her ass.

You're a whole Ass Baby

Ass Baby by JustaStoner January 14, 2020

Choking the Rat 

Aggressively jerking off.

Dude, I was Choking the Rat so hard last night.

Choking the Rat by JustaStoner January 14, 2020