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suck my dick you faggot!

First coined my the actor Jonah Hill against a photographer who was harassing him,

"suck my dick you faggot!" is a simple and convenient phrase to use against anyone who annoys you in any situation.
Whether it's that door to door salesman, a Jehovah witness, that idiot colleague at work. There are endless possibilities. You can even spice it up a. bit by saying "Suck my dick you fucking queer eyed gay faggot poofter" to add that extra punch when you now they are definitely gay.
At the Sydney Mardi Gras: Police officer: "I'm sorry sir, the road is closed for the parade, you'll have to turn around and drive another way."
You say: Suck my dick you faggot!
by de-pube May 11, 2024
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Charlemagne's dick size

Hym "Like, it isn't 'brave' for him to talk about if he's got a big-fat-cock. Really! How is that- Oh wait, it's not reality. Ha! THAT is what we can learn from this. The Christians/Jews will spend an UNLIMITED AMOUNT OF MAN-HOURS to erase anyone who makes a compelling argument against their incest/suffering cult and have likely threatened anyone who would allow me to succeed into silence. What they don't know is this: THEY WON'T ACTUALLY BE ABLE TO ENFORCE ANY FORM OF RETALIATION AGAINST ME. They won't be able to come after your because to come after you they would have to admit they are doing what they are doing.... Which is an INSANE THING TO DO TO A GUY. They're fucking not jobs. They're not going to sue anybody. They aren't going to be able to destroy your career. Because they will be in a cage. That is what THIS is trying to avoid. People who are ✌️✊️✌️Too important to fail✌️✊️✌️ are going to go into a cage. One of them is probably a kike. He WILL flee to Israel. Jordan Peterson is probably already there. He's got his return-ticket in his back pocket at all times. He is their apologetics champion and they will defend him with their lives... Which is the opposite of how champions are supposed to work but whatever man. Everything's gravy. But Charlemagne's dick size is not a brave thing for Charlemagne to write about if his cock is fat. Nobody is running around berating people for having a fat cock."
by Hym Iam May 23, 2024
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Used to describe the value of an object in comparison to a cock. Presuming most cocks could not and would not get paid for their services
Equivalent to nothing, zip zero zilch
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Crawfordsville snorkel dick

When you unhook a woman’s tracheotomy hose and stick your dick in there forcing it out of her mouth like a snorkel
The local chain smoking lot lizard was offering truck drivers a discount on the Crawfordsville snorkel dick.
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Crawfordsville snorkel dick

When you unhook a woman’s tracheotomy hose and stick your dick in there forcing it out of her mouth like a snorkel
The local chain smoking lot lizard was offering truck drivers a discount on the Crawfordsville snorkel dick.
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Hop off my dick

when a person is constantly riding your dick with no registered license
She stay riding my dick like hop off my dick it’s becoming annoying
by jaylaharmani June 7, 2024
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