SlutMonkee's definitions

Loogricant

Loogricant: the use of a loogey as lubricant during intercourse (ie spitting on the asshole before you fuck it)

I was out of lube so i just used loogricant.

by SlutMonkee April 9, 2020

Shit for Dick

Used to describe the value of an object in comparison to a cock. Presuming most cocks could not and would not get paid for their services
Equivalent to nothing, zip zero zilch

"I was gonna sell my car but I cant get shit for dick with the check engine light on".

by SlutMonkee June 1, 2024