worker's compensation

Homer: Hey, where's Charlie? How'd he get out of this?
Carl: Uh, he's at home on worker's compensation.
Lenny: Yeah, he got injured on the job and they sent him home with pay. It's like a lottery that awards stupidity.
Homer: Stupidity, eh?

worker's compensation by KingSizedHomer July 10, 2010

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Working Off

The act of jacking off at your place of work.

Hey Steve, will you cover me for a minute? I have to go work off real quick.

I'll be out in a minute. I'm working off.

Working Off by Timetopartyatwork! May 7, 2011

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work • workaholic • Workation • worked • work-wife • working class • work out • workship • work ethic • work it

Games workshop

People who lives of my money.

Games Workshop have changed the rules of WH again.

Games workshop by Ximo August 11, 2003

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Working out at the Y

Performing oral sex on a female; licking pussy

Last night my boyfriend was working out at the Y and came up looking like a glazed donut.

Working out at the Y by Julie Daniels January 5, 2008

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anal workshop

Where anal craftmanship is carried out by a proprietor often without the help of people and or machinery.

The instructor led us in an anal workshop where we experienced an artistic freedom we were otherwise unable to convey.

anal workshop by Ralphy B August 19, 2007

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Blogging While Working

Blogging While Working (BWW) is the act of, well, blogging at work. Companies may see this as reason enough to fire you, especially if you are divulging trade secrets.

Dave: Angie got fired for BWW.
Jesse: She was a big white woman?
Dave: No, she was blogging while working.
Jesse: Ahhh.

Blogging While Working by Dave Berlin July 18, 2008

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sex worker

side effect of the bourgeois fantasies of some latter day feminists who greet prostitution and pornography with universal, and therefore unmerited, green lights.

sex work is real obviously, and we shouldn't demonize the people who do it. but too many of the fools who are trying to normalize or celebrate it are writing about fantasy, not socio-economic reality.

"you wouldn't beleive emma's over-reaction when i said i saw a hooker strolling fifth avenue! she insisted i say sex worker instead."

"man, forget her. the girl is all theory and attitude and no street smarts."

sex worker by frere ubu January 14, 2008

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