brown boy

some one who is a smooth talker, who can get any girl who he wishes to have while still upholding the belief of true love and the value of girl

ay you think jose is a playa? he be getting all the bitches
nah man he a brown boy still stuck on that karol chick

by king retop November 22, 2013

Cleveland Browns

1. Pathetic excuse for an NFL franchise.

2. A team of NFL football players who suffer from "Superbowlphobia".

Guy one: "Hey, did you hear how the Cleveland Browns couldn't get into there own stadium last week?"
Guy two: "No. Why's that? Were they locked out?"
Guy one: "Oh no, someone just painted a goal line over the door."

by squrillyboy September 12, 2009

brown bag

Slang for beer. Usually a 40 of cheap malt liquor. Often found on the streets of Los Angeles.

"Yo i wanna get fuckin crunk man."

"But check it. I only got 4 bucks. Let's brown bag it"

by Annonnimous (sp) February 12, 2009

brown fingers

someone who sticks their fingers up peoples arses

Doctors who specialize in the bowel area, or sickos like rugby player John Hopoate~brown fingers

by bread infection December 28, 2005

Brown Santa

When one person squats over someone else holding their ass open and shits down their chimney.

John: "Wait why aren't Phil and Kate speaking?"
Dave: "They were having anal sex, when he surprised her with a Brown Santa..."

by HouseMD42 April 30, 2013

Brown Grenade

taking a exploding dump on your lovers chest!

I gave my girlfriend a brown grenade for her birthday.

by T.P. July 23, 2003

Brown neck

A Semi-circumcised penis, that has been jacked off so much by its owners big burly hands, that it has developed a big brown sleeve going down the shaft of the penis. Owners of a brown neck usually don't think it's a problem, but when seen by others, it is looked down upon. The person with the brown neck will usually deny it and say that its a scar from when he was circumcised as a baby.. lies...lies....lies. He will tell you that its a scar that surrounds his whole penis.
DONT BELIEVE IT

"Wow Alec, you must masturbate a lot, you have a brown neck"

by Alec B. April 17, 2008