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dunyun rings

when you’re just so screwed. there is no hope. ur DONE. absolutely DUNYUN RINGS.
“bro my mom just texted me that she found my nic. i’m fucking DUNYUN RINGS when i get home.”
by dunyunrings June 29, 2022
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Ringwood

Ringwood New Jersey, a northern town in New Jersey. The community is spread out in 4 spots. You either live in Cupsaw, Erskine, Skyline or MineyVille. Most younger middle class families live in the Cupsaw area while older teenagers and middle class families tend to be in Erskine. And skyline is a just a shit hole so. BUT nothing tops mineyville, the worst spot in Ringwood. You will most likely get shot if you go through this area.
Hey, wanna go to Ringwood? We can go smoke some blunts in the woods. Watch out for those Mineys
by Ringwood Child April 2, 2019
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Ringo Starr

The drummer for the 60s/early 70s band The Beatles. Gets a whole lotta crap because he was the only nonsuccessful post-Beatles musician. The most amazing cult/ hipster figure EVER.
Hipster: I love Ringo Starr. He made The Beatles.
Prep: No. It was all John Lennon and Paul McCartney.
Hipster:your lameness depresses me.
by newyorknewyork15 November 15, 2009
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ringy

1. describes a phone that has a tendency to ring too much.
This phone has been ringy all day.
by 5'11"Racer September 13, 2006
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ringhead

Also known as a "headnest", "hotdog cut" and a "horseshoe", the ringhead is a hairstyle common on balding middle-aged men. It is a distant cousin of the more familiar "cue ball" and "chrome dome". The ringhead takes the form of a line of hair perpetuating around the back of the head and terminating above the ears, while the rest of the head is either bald or only thinly covered in hair. You could think of the ringhead as a sort of massive bald spot to better understand the phenomenon. Rather than a preferred style, the ringhead is usually an attempt to keep the remaining hair one has and thus serves a defensive purpose against baldness. The ringhead has a few subtypes that are worth exploring:

1. The Standard Ringhead-This is the most common form of ringhead. The standard ringhead is also very common among doctors, lawyers, professors and scientists, the theory being that because these occupations are held predominately by middle-aged men, there is an increased incidence of ringhead. In these cases, it's not uncommon to see the ringhead worn in conjunction with spectacles. This variation of the SR is dubbed the "intellectual" ringhead, or, in other cases the "professional" ringhead, as the glasses and partial baldness project an aura of competence and experience (some people refer to it as the castanza as well, in reference to the seinfeld character).

Examples of the Standard Ringhead include: George Castanza, Dr. Phil, Dick Cheney, Danny Devito, Dr. Katz, Homer Simpson and Mr. Spacely from the Jetsons.

2. The Curtainhead-Also called the "haircape" the Curtainhead is a type of ringhead in which the ring is trimmed so infrequently that it grows long and forms a curtain of hair around the back of the head. This dew is sported frequently by homeless people (as they cannot afford haircut) and aging hippies. It is not worn by many others. This is understandable, since this hairstyle does not look very appealing and projects a sense of "trashyness". It is believed that some who wear this style are insecure about their hair loss, and so are compensating by growing their peripheral hair out very long.

Examples of the Curtainhead include: Lots of bums and hippies, and Jay Sherman from "The Critic".

3. The Combover Ringhead-A standard ringhead with a combover. Very tacky. Reflects insincerity as the person is trying to fool you into thinking they have hair and are younger than they are. Worn by dishonest people, such as used-car and bible salesmen, people on infomercials, and by people who don't want to accept the reality that they are getting old.

Examples of the Combover Ringhead include: Woody Harrelson and Bill Murray in "Kingpin".
Father: "Steve!! What the hell did you do to your hair!!?"
Son: "I got a ringhead and there's nothing you can do to change it!! I'm an individual and I can express myself however I want!"
Father: "You idiot. Ringheads are for balding old men."
by James Potts May 28, 2007
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Ringo

Ringois the drummer of the Beatles

He is sexy
Most people called Ringo will have a big dick and will be amazing in bed and amazing bf
If your name is Ringo then you will be very attractive
Ringo your dick is huge
by Man bris May 13, 2018
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the ringmaster

lee howsons alter ego, he keeps lee's clowns in lee's clown sex dungeon
"i love you ringmaster, spank me again with the squirty flower"
by farty birthday March 23, 2004
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