left ring toenail grease maker

a small machine that makes grease that resembles the grease from a left ring toenail

i need me a left ring toenail grease maker

by TheCoolerLeo June 29, 2024

Ring a ding ding

Double speak by members of The Ratpack

- Dean Martin: the air is dry, the temperature is mounting, but something by the pool is a-missing
- Frank Sinatra: Why don’t ring a ding ding?

by Taugether January 4, 2022

The ring of fire

When you're spicing it up in the bedroom and get a blowjob from a girl who's just eaten spicy food.

After a drunken wing night, me and the missus went back to the bedroom and I accidently got put through the ring of fire.

by Victory Gin October 3, 2019

sugar ring

to engage in sexual acts, but only with plump delicious pastries. preferrably from Tim Horton's

.... im sure you can put the rest together.

friend: "NO WAY I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU ACTUALLY DID IT?"

the man: "the honey glaze left a sugar ring when she was done..."

by sugarking June 19, 2015

D-ring

When you finger a mans dick hole to the point were you see your knuckles.

Hey Stacy did you give Brad a D-ring?

by Sanequea November 29, 2017

The Red Ring Of Success

When a woman with red lipstick on gives a man a blowjob and it leaves a red ring on his dick.

Man 1: Do you get it with Stacy last night?

Man 2: Nah bruh, but her mom gave me The Red Ring Of Success

by ASaintLaw23 April 24, 2015

i'll answer after the fifth ring

Kobe's way of saying he will win after the fifth ring of the NBA Finals when Obama told him a joke that someone would have his phone number.The phrase has been for every stuck with the man himself .

Coach:Kobe why didn't answer my phone yesterday?
Kobe: I'll answer after the fifth ring.
#Kobegotnochill

by random everthing is me July 8, 2017