Curly Short Ones

Another phrase for pubes used once by Abraham on the Walking Dead. Poor Abraham. )^’;

Hillbilly kid 1: I’m 18 I’m practically old enough to drink can’t I have a beer?

Hillbilly dad: I don’t give a Curly Short Ones how old you are. I’m not going to prison just so you can drink some glorified horse piss! No beer for you! It’s like the apple juice of alcohols anyway what kind of lightweight sissy drinks beer?

by TheUrbanGodfather June 12, 2018

short piece

what a guys friends call his girl

guy 1: who's this ?
guy 2: you don't know ? thats his short piece

by souljaboyspinkytoe March 22, 2022

Short

When someone misses the mark, couldn’t seal the deal, couldn’t reach the top, or fell short on a task, action or goal.

Brad couldn’t get the tickets to Coachella, man that’s short.

by BoyWonderBrye July 20, 2023

short smoker

a guy who takes only 1 ore 2 puffs when a joint is shared, and he is ok whit it, even thought everyone else smokes how much they want.

-Why do you smoke so little?
-Yo, i'm just a short smoker bro

by Chris_MD March 17, 2020

Short Story Schlong

A phrase used to express that your penis came fast. Usually to make a disappointing vibe a bit livelier.

*Sexual Intercourse finished early*
*Man looks toward penis in disappointment*
Man: "Short Story Schlong!"
*Woman laughs*

by xWhatDa December 16, 2022

Short energy

When a person projects energy that makes them seem smaller than they are. Or they're actually short.

Wow! Riot has MEGA short energy.

by Thathandsomedevil12 July 14, 2022

Aidan Nguyen (short)

got a 4 on ap gov exam loser

I feel grateful for my height when I see Aidan Nguyen (short)

by 5onapgov September 27, 2023