Definitions by TheUrbanGodfather

Foodgazm 

When you’re so fat that every bite you take of your favorite food you savor like you’re a schoolgirl getting boned for the first time. Usually accompanied by suggestive moaning.

Me: watch this vid. This fat girl is totally having a foodgazm eating a whole box of doughnuts.

Foodgazm by TheUrbanGodfather June 12, 2018

Curly Short Ones 

Another phrase for pubes used once by Abraham on the Walking Dead. Poor Abraham. )^’;

Hillbilly kid 1: I’m 18 I’m practically old enough to drink can’t I have a beer?

Hillbilly dad: I don’t give a Curly Short Ones how old you are. I’m not going to prison just so you can drink some glorified horse piss! No beer for you! It’s like the apple juice of alcohols anyway what kind of lightweight sissy drinks beer?

Curly Short Ones by TheUrbanGodfather June 12, 2018