Wonkered

The feeling you get when cramming for a test while also being on pain killers due to a recent surgery and your brain decides to stop working.

I'm feeling wonkered due to pain killers from my surgery and cramming for my math final.

by phoreversurf July 29, 2010

Wanktitus

Wanktitus or wank fever is is a common illness in which someone spends one or more days recovering in bed with cartoons, cups of tea, spare batteries, tissues and pornographic material at the ready. Symptoms may include a clear or white puss and fatigue. Wanktitus is most common in 16- 25 year olds and is often caused by alcohol and or drug abuse, sleep deprivation, Call of Duty and lack of vagina.

''Dammnnn, I think I caught wanktitus off that fridged girl''

by xcronenx July 26, 2012

Wonka Power

The power felt after eating exactly 69 wonka bars. Often includes throwing up rainbows, feeling the sudden urge to fly and sometimes even hallucinations.

Bob really felt the wonka power yesterday, his room is covered in rainbows and he is still hallucinating today.

by XXXXUNLEASHXXXTHEXXXBEASTXXX April 29, 2012

wanktrepreneur

Entrepreneur who is generally considered a success, regardless or previous or subsequent failures who is also a complete wanker.

Person 1: Man, Steve Jobs masterminded some amazing innovations.
Person 2: Dude, he was a total wanktrepreneur. Complete asshole.

by Zippsy July 26, 2014

wanktastic tit barrel

Another name for a saggy titted lady.

"Ew its that wanktastic tit barrel, again..."

by PowerGlide May 10, 2015

wonkatarian

One who prefers to eat only candy and chocolates.

If I let her, my daughter would prefer to eat only Wonkatarian fare ;).

by The B Side of 45 January 8, 2017

wonk dick

A penis that is of very odd shape, size or color.

Sarah looked at johns dick and thought to herself.... "he has a wonk dick I don't want to touch that..."

by wonkdick June 17, 2018