protein throat splash

Protein throat splash is when a guy cums inside of someone's mouth and hits the back of their throat.

Man, I gave her a protein throat splash before I kicked her out of my car.

by phoreversurf February 10, 2018

Wonkered

The feeling you get when cramming for a test while also being on pain killers due to a recent surgery and your brain decides to stop working.

I'm feeling wonkered due to pain killers from my surgery and cramming for my math final.

by phoreversurf July 29, 2010