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tool

One who lacks the mental capacity to know he is being used
Tool = <embed img src=http://c1.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images02/56/m_5a68ca23ea6042098b3ee0b03d2d67e4.jpg>
by crazyfool999 March 1, 2009
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tool

1. boy who is used to the benefit of other people
2. heart breaker; breaks up with girlfriend over text
3. lame skater who tries to hard to fit in
Boy: Hey van i borrow $10 to get home?
Girl: Ask (insert name here), he's such a tool, he'll lend it to you
by sd122 July 6, 2010
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tool

narcissistic blow-hard who believes he's awesome and most people think he's an asshat-called a tool because he is often used by others,knows it, but is just that desperate
by pamlib October 13, 2012
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tool

Something used to fix things.
Something that makes things easier.
Something that is also used to break things.
I was hoping that tool would aid me in the repair.
I was hoping that tool would make my life easier.
That wrecking ball is a huge tool and will destroy everything in it's path.
Be careful which tool you choose, the ones made of tin (der) are usually pieces of shit who have similar qualities of a fuckboy, sewage, garbage, drool, feces, sludge, quicksand, volcanoes, hurricanes, earthquakes, monsoons and tidal waves.
by PineappleJuice February 21, 2015
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tool

a man after you marry him =)
by myemptyspirit September 20, 2009
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tool

A guy who shops at J Crew.
Look at that tool--he looks like he walked out of a J Crew ad.
by Not dressed in J Crew January 4, 2008
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tool

"Dude, I got some killer bud. Anyone got a tool?"
by Kray-Z George August 23, 2008
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