tool

1. boy who is used to the benefit of other people
2. heart breaker; breaks up with girlfriend over text
3. lame skater who tries to hard to fit in

Boy: Hey van i borrow $10 to get home?
Girl: Ask (insert name here), he's such a tool, he'll lend it to you

by sd122 July 01, 2010

tool

A guy who shops at J Crew.

Look at that tool--he looks like he walked out of a J Crew ad.

by Not dressed in J Crew December 11, 2007

tool

a man after you marry him =)

The man I married is a tool!

by myemptyspirit September 15, 2009

tool

one who is devoid of any personality and unable to socially bond with peers due to his strict take on a system's arbitrary regulations and their avid desire to uphold them (eg. through white slips)

Mirabelli is such a tool, not only does he lack any real command authority, he blindly enforces the regulations. If you go to him with a real problem chances are you are getting pulled.

by ZooCrew November 06, 2010

tool

the act of being the total oppoiste of low. In other words, being high.

Person 1:Hey dudes, let's go tool it up later.
Person 2: I love tooling with you guys!
Person 3: I tooled earlier today, and I can still feel it!

by BrettIsHott May 15, 2005

tool

Something used to fix things.
Something that makes things easier.
Something that is also used to break things.

I was hoping that tool would aid me in the repair.
I was hoping that tool would make my life easier.
That wrecking ball is a huge tool and will destroy everything in it's path.
Be careful which tool you choose, the ones made of tin (der) are usually pieces of shit who have similar qualities of a fuckboy, sewage, garbage, drool, feces, sludge, quicksand, volcanoes, hurricanes, earthquakes, monsoons and tidal waves.

by PineappleJuice February 21, 2015

tool

One who lacks the mental capacity to know he is being used

Tool = <embed img src=http://c1.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images02/56/m_5a68ca23ea6042098b3ee0b03d2d67e4.jpg>

by crazyfool999 March 02, 2009