Two days after the September 11th attacks, a 19-year old man stood on the street corner facing the church holding up a plywood sign that said "Not today, Fred."
by ninjapuppy February 28, 2010
Get the Not today, Fred mug.(N.) The guardian/assistant of Peach Toadstool, the Princess of the Mushroom Kingdom. About 2'6", and 50 lbs. He's a member of his race called the "Toads," who are elfish-like people with Mushroom heads ( or maybe they're hats. I dunno. )
His name is kind of like how "Guy" or "Man" is a name to us, even though it's what we are. His age is very indetermined, much like Santa's Elves. He could be anywhere between 8 and 38. On the old TV series in the early 90's, he was at least old enough to drive, but in the new "Anime-Style" video games, he's very young, like around age 6, as his voice is very high-pitched.
His name is kind of like how "Guy" or "Man" is a name to us, even though it's what we are. His age is very indetermined, much like Santa's Elves. He could be anywhere between 8 and 38. On the old TV series in the early 90's, he was at least old enough to drive, but in the new "Anime-Style" video games, he's very young, like around age 6, as his voice is very high-pitched.
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I think pineapple express already did that. But when I wake up and say "time to suck today's dick" I mean "let's do this" good or bad.
by bdlyandhadlock July 15, 2017
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When i woke up with Alex's toe in my ass i realized that i have just been Dirty Toadstooled.
When i woke up with Alex's toe in my ass i realized that i have just been Dirty Toadstooled.
by Dave Star March 1, 2003
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Get the Toadstool mug.1. a person who is slow and lazy
2. one who is thinking about sex constantly and relating it to everything
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1. You can call your friend a toad when they are being lazy, such as procrastinating on an assignment.
2. Person A: Those tight pants look really good on you.
Person B: don't be a toad
2. Person A: Those tight pants look really good on you.
Person B: don't be a toad
by smiglet March 20, 2022
Get the toad mug.used when someone asks you to do something you don't have time to do. typically used when you are in the middle of planning a large project, or are otherwise really busy.
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