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Not today, Fred

A motto used by protesters who oppose Fred Phelps
Two days after the September 11th attacks, a 19-year old man stood on the street corner facing the church holding up a plywood sign that said "Not today, Fred."
by ninjapuppy February 28, 2010
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Toad

(N.) The guardian/assistant of Peach Toadstool, the Princess of the Mushroom Kingdom. About 2'6", and 50 lbs. He's a member of his race called the "Toads," who are elfish-like people with Mushroom heads ( or maybe they're hats. I dunno. )

His name is kind of like how "Guy" or "Man" is a name to us, even though it's what we are. His age is very indetermined, much like Santa's Elves. He could be anywhere between 8 and 38. On the old TV series in the early 90's, he was at least old enough to drive, but in the new "Anime-Style" video games, he's very young, like around age 6, as his voice is very high-pitched.
Toad belongs to a race named the Toads. He can be played in Super Mario Kart 64.
by G-Union June 6, 2003
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suck today's dick

Feeling motivation even though the day might suck. ;)
I think pineapple express already did that. But when I wake up and say "time to suck today's dick" I mean "let's do this" good or bad.
by bdlyandhadlock July 15, 2017
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Dirty Toadstool

the act of inserting your big toe into ones anus
When Alex wasn't looking i sneaked him a Dirty Toadstool.

When i woke up with Alex's toe in my ass i realized that i have just been Dirty Toadstooled.
by Dave Star March 1, 2003
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Toadstool

Something you NEVER see a toad sitting on
Have you ever seen a toad on a toadstool?
Me neither.
by Mystic_Snowfang October 4, 2008
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toad

1. a person who is slow and lazy

2. one who is thinking about sex constantly and relating it to everything
1. You can call your friend a toad when they are being lazy, such as procrastinating on an assignment.

2. Person A: Those tight pants look really good on you.

Person B: don't be a toad
by smiglet March 20, 2022
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not today dude

used when someone asks you to do something you don't have time to do. typically used when you are in the middle of planning a large project, or are otherwise really busy.
1st guy: "can you pick up a sanwich for me?"

2nd guy: "not today dude! I've got shit to do!"
by quebert September 26, 2007
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