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Smear The Queer 

It’s a game that was commonly played if you were born in 1990, The Game Smear The Queer was simple , All you needed was a football & an area to play it in, A person gets the football & everyone else tries to tackle them & once they are tackled (or if they are scared they will throw it prior to getting hit), but once tackled they have to give the ball up, either giving it to the person who tackled them, tossing it away in the air or just dropping it once they hit the ground....most of the time it was Tackle.....This game also was called Fumble Rumble where I grew up the only difference is once you were tackled in fumble Rumble, you always had to toss the ball away from where you were tackled!! !!!!!! The good thing about the Game Smear The Queer is that nobody would get left out cuz You can play play with as many people that are willing to play.... A classic game along with King of the Hill & Fumble Rumble that was a perfect outlet for exercising & using all your energy & it built toughness & camaraderie as well as developing skills such as understanding angles of pursuit , strategizing & abilty to make decisions when chaos erupts ha
Get the football & lets walk to the field & let’s go play Smear the Queer.

The Queen of England 

The Queen of England is a ruling female monarch or Sovereign that is head of state for the United Kingdom and it's Commonwealth. i.e Australia etc

The Queen of England is slang for when a female storms into a room and will not be reckoned with, and will not take no for an answer.
POMMY ACCENT - "I couldn't very well bloody believe it!" "Whah" "Jessica marched in like the Queen of bloody England and told me I was fired and had 30 seconds to exit the bloomin' building!"

When my mother died, Cheryl just marched in like The Queen of England and took whatever she wanted, and left without even a word!" "Not a word!"

Who does that Irish tart Sinead O'Connor think she is, The Queen of fucking England?"
On the down low.
On the QT by T November 22, 2003

The Question

Anytime the subject of the conversion obviates the need to ask the full version question
Context / Full test of The Question

People who used to live in Utah: "So you a mormon?"
Girlfriend with long term boyfriend: "Will you marry me?"
New Relationships: "How may men you been with?"
Tall guys: "You play basketball?"
Shaquille O'Neill: "So how big IS your penis?"
High School Female Gym Teacher: "So you're gay right?"
Mensa members: "So if you are so damn smart why aren't you rich?"
For women about new boyfriends: "So is my dick bigger or smaller than most dudes you been with?"
For women with big boobs: "They real?" or alternatively "Why don't you just stuff your bra?"
For old women that live alone: "So how many cats do YOU have?"
For old men that live alone "So is that smell BO, farts, mildew, or what exactly?"
For fat ladies: "When you due?"
For fat men: "so can you actually SEE your penis without a mirror?" or alternately "Do you have to wipe your ass with a rag on a stick?"
The Question by snausages333 October 23, 2006

The Queen 

The one woman who is considered the 'leader' by the group of women (see minon and hive), she hangs out with or spends time with. Sometimes also known as the queen bee.

Sadly, the Queen is usually just a worn out old hag, that is fuled by jealousy, envy, drama, and gossip.
"I don't know what to do. Everyone is mad at Jane."
"Is the Queen mad at Jane?"
"Yes."
"Then you should be mad at Jane, too."
"What if I don't want to be mad at Jane?"
"Then the Queen will be mad at you. So disown that biotch Jane, PRONTO."
"Ok."
"And when you're done, make sure you gossip some shit about Jane, too. The Queen will like that."

smear the queer 

A game, played with a football, taught by all good fathers to their sons and daughters.
I play smear the queer with all my kids.