Helen Smith

A rancid and cretinous mound of blue waffle. Can't help but reference it's trivial psychology degree. Completely full of shit, hated by all.

Can I spread eagle for inspection, I think I have Helen Smith?

Check my anus dude, I think I have H.

Make my swamp great again!

I'm is education, my iq 85, itz good.

by Sean Carrington May 22, 2020

Helen Network

When a person knows sooo many people that their comments on insta are always blowing up. They know/are acquaintances with so many people who can boost their ego and hype them up.

Person 1: Damn Maria has over 70 comments on her recent insta post she must feel 12/10 rn. Shawtys got the Helen network.

Person 2: See, being to the left won’t hold you back in life!

by Rinara Batista February 4, 2021

Helen Kelussy

Helen Kellers creamy wet pussy

I want me some of that Helen Kelussy

by milking mommies 22 February 9, 2022

Helen Huntness

The quality or state of being or similarity to Helen Hunt; either in appearance, acting ability, or speech.

You are looking very Helen Huntness today.

That sounded a little Helen Huntness.

by kcranger79 May 22, 2011

Helen Parkhurst

Worst school in the world. Full of people who think they're gangster but if someone threatens them they already go to the police. There are three groups there, 036'rs ( fake gangsters ), Emo's and the Nazi's and all of them suck equally.
Food is also overpriced and even the teachers want to quit.

Joe: "Damn that girl is kinda cute"

Luc: "Dude, don't bother, she goes to Helen Parkhurst."

by ihaveterminalcancer March 31, 2022

Helen Keller

When your girlfriend is giving you head, you quickly clap your thighs over her ears and poke her in the eyes, thus making her blind deaf and mute....just like Helen Keller.

Douchebag 1: "Bro, what's wrong with you today, you look hurt?"
Douchebag 2: "My gf bit my cock last night just because I gave her a Helen Keller...."

by Dr. Centaur April 14, 2015

dirty helene

the act of fisting a guys asshole till he has explosive diarrhea on your arm.

“my girlfriend gave me a dirty helene last night”

by always._saucy January 12, 2022