mixed tape 

A compilation of songs (traditionally on a cassette tape, though CDs are acceptable) that one makes for oneself or another, normally a boy or girl they like. Fine examples of mixed tapes have liner notes and a snappy title. Some fools say: mix tape or mixtape but this is clearly wrong as you have mixed a tape for your or another's enjoyment.

"Here Nate, I made you this mixed tape over Christmas break."
"Oh you mean you made me a mix tape?"
"Never mind, I don't like you anymore."

mixed tape by Holly Young May 8, 2008

nipple tape 

tape used to keep nipples from popping out under clothing when it's cold

Dude, it's 30 degrees in this room. I can't wait for the bra-less wonder club to show up. How much you wanna bet they'll forget their nipple tape?

nipple tape by the Viking Queen June 8, 2009

Spend $12,000 on Flex Tape and condoms 

It just works

I’m probably not even gonna have a husband so I can Spend $12,000 on Flex Tape and condoms and nobody will be able to yell at me for it

Spend $12,000 on Flex Tape and condoms by Miff_ June 7, 2018

Cinderella and Snow White Lesbian Sex Tape 

A videotape created by SkaneCo. The main plotline (considering there was one compressed into the hardcore "Carptet-Munching Action") focused around the love affair of Cinderella and Snow White. Here is a box reading of the tape:
"After the marriage, Cinderella was feeling incredibly neglected by Pince Charming. And Snow White had trouble with the dwarves after her love broke up. When they met on a sunny day in the meadow they knew they had to have eachother, resulting in a sensual exoplosion."
The video contains acts illegal in some states. The video was never released on DVD due to (in the testing process) the DVD was covered in semen, and hence, unusable.

"Cinderella and Snow White Lesbian Sex Tape had me utterly stunned", shouted a crack-addicted hobo.

Cinderella and Snow White Lesbian Sex Tape by Spanky the Happy Assflanking Poodle July 16, 2006

duct tape 

(a.)Only one of the coolest things ever. If you ever meet the man who made duct tape you should marry him (unless you're a guy or he and/or you are married).

(b.)A nice little money maker. People will actually buy stuff made out of it, i.e. wallets, roses, cell phone cases etc. Of course if I had no skill in making it, I would too.

(a.)girl-"Hey, did you ever figure out the guy who made that cool stuff they call duct tape?" guy-"Yea, I think I'm gonna propose today!" girl-"Hey, aren't you married...and a guy?" guy-"Dangit!"

(b.)I just made 20 dollars when I sold this stuff I made out of tape, but not any tape, duct tape!

duct tape by sara February 19, 2005

Hockey Tape 

The Canadian Duct tape. When it takes hold its a bitch to take off

I put hockey tape on my binder...now its gonna be a bitch to take off

Hockey Tape by RJRChief November 30, 2009

duct tape 

(n.) The end-all solution to all your problems.

(v.) To solve a problem, to patch up.

Got an asshole who won't shut his mouth? Tape his mouth shut with some duct tape!
Got embarassing back hair? Use the adhesive power of duct tape to rip out the unsightly growths and hair follicles!
Got an annoying roommate who sexiles you? Tie his arms and legs up with duct tape then duct tape his dick to the wall for everyone to see!
Wanna sit on a sofa on top of your car and steer using a broom through the moonroof? Duct tape it to the car!
Got mold on your cheese? Use duct tape to remove it!
Sofa got torn up? Use duct tape to mend it!

I duct taped my life. Everything is all better now. I've mended my ways!

duct tape by Insufficient Postage May 18, 2006