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bruh stocks

The name of an actual place on Google Maps, despite the fact it has nothing to do with stocks whatsoever.
Why don't we go down to Bruh Stocks and have ourselves a jolly good time!
by Demtane November 15, 2019
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stocks and socks

Wearing Birkenstock sandals and bulky wool socks
by TeraMenno April 25, 2016
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chicken stock

(куром насмех in Russian): chicken mockery in English. When you say or do something (never f-sag) so dumb/silly/ /stupid that chickens at the local farm will make laughing stock out of you.
Even people with mental acuity issues won't do stuff chicken stock. Why are you doing the same chicken stock like drinking and driving?
by Sexydimma June 26, 2022
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stock-clarke

Secret Northerner who is generally attracted to guys named Louis Allison. Tends to skive lectures and day to day necessities such as showering. Cannot sustain a conversation without screeching, usually gibberish. Repulsed by powerpoint obsessing boys but deep down is good hearted.
That girl is SUCH a Stock-Clarke
by bcfc12345 February 25, 2019
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Braden Stock

A word to describe someone that is funny
"Oh yea that guy Joe he's pretty Braden Stock
by JoheMamamia December 15, 2021
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stock box

Very attractive women well into their prime whose never married and never had kids.

Smart women realise that marriage is an outdated institution that benefits men.
How often do you think an attractive woman who’s in their sexual prime, single, and is still rockin her stock box going to cross your path?

“Oh I’ll service your stock box anytime”

Jorn been waiting for her his whole life so far… Jorn asks

Mrs Bombliss…
“What! No kids, never married? Your box is all stock!”
by DIRTNAPP March 18, 2023
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Stock Rape

Luring an intoxicated woman into signing up for a brokerage account with your referral link to result in your getting free money.
Dude : Yo did you really stock rape that chick last night?

Stockraper: Yeah! I got 4 free stocks on my WeBull account
by Wumbocumbo January 22, 2021
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