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Ultra midnight spring shocker

A three part covert sexual act comprised of:

Midnight: while your partner is sleeping
Ultra shocker: two in the pink, two in the stink
Spring time: ice cold water

Walking in on your sleeping partner, waking them up by dousing them with ice cold water, then while the person is waking and dazed you give them an ultra shocker.

The move can be followed up with a fish hook or a def jam.
I came home after a late night at work horny as he'll, my girlfriend was asleep, tried waking her up, no dice. So I went to the kitchen and got a bottle of evian from the fridge, went back to the room and gave her an ultra midnight spring shocker.
by Erg raider April 4, 2011
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THE SPONZA STICKER

To take a fruit by the foot, wrap it entirely around your penis and get engage in fellatio. While the girl is enjoying your succulent fruit phallus, you take it out, put it in her hair, and hump furiously until the fruit by the foot is stuck.
"Omg Jamie, why is your hair shaved off?"
"I got sponza stickered by Chris at the party last night..." THE SPONZA STICKER
by MFbabyKangaroos June 2, 2015
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Sloppy Joe Stacker

Guy: I sure am sore after that sloppy joe stacker last night
by Pemis February 27, 2019
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Double Stacker

A.) After taking a poop and wiping your anus realizing your not done then taking another shit on your previous shit forming a double stacker.

B.)Purposely made double stackers occur when someone takes a dump then decides not to flush to come back later and dump on it again
Me: Man earlier i was taking a shit and I thought i was done, pulled my pants up then it hit me again
Q: So what did you do? tell me you didn't...
Me: Yep made a double stacker
Q: Thanks for sharing
by tar_heel86 March 14, 2009
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Dick Sticker

Very small piece of fabric used to cover the "junk" of a male while swimming in public.

Common in Europe and Australia.

Also know as a "Speedo."
That man's dick sticker is disturbing me...
by BarbieGrL1700 July 29, 2009
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pig sticker

A great guy who sacrafices his reputation by going for the ugliest girl at a party so his friends get the better picks.
"I was at a bat mitzwah, and thank god for Jon, he's a real pig sticker and he occupied my girlfriend's ugly friend"
by john wiskeyjack August 16, 2003
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tuff stickers

common name for tatoos on a person, placed there to make the person appear 'tuff' when they most likely are not.
All those tuff stickers aren't making you any tougher.
by Gopes May 18, 2004
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