Socklitics

Politics regarding socks- to wear them with certain shoe types, or to go bare. Can be expanded to arguments over sock colours and patterns, with a frequent dispute being whether or not it is acceptable to wear socks to bed.

Guy with swag: "Um, are you wearing socks...with sandals?!"

Guy without swag: "Yah, so?"

Guy with swag: "You have an appalling knowledge of Socklitics"

by Joseph Butler May 21, 2012

Socket

What electricians of the male gender call a vagina.

"After my work for the day, I'm going to go plug into my wife's socket."

by Dr Internet August 18, 2016

Socket

noun, a former lesbian that is returning to the straight life

She used to be a U-Haul but now she's a socket.

by Blazerunner November 21, 2016

socket seeker

Travelers hovering around power outlets waiting (for an open outlet) to charge their device.

This airport is full of socket seekers. I can't find an outlet anywhere.

by Caffeinated Bacon December 8, 2016

Socket sex

The act of having sex with a person eye socket after their eyeball is removed

You dude did you see Ben having socket sex with Cole???

by john cenathon November 2, 2018

Socket Bar

A universal term for something that can severely fuck you up or kill you.

Don’t fuck with me, i’ve got the socket bar.

by bredward May 19, 2019

Socket

A name given to a certain type of person that entices the opposite gender by informing them that they are only wearing socks

Generally used a derogatory slur

You big socket yuh, wearin’ Nothing but socks

by Notatrumpet December 10, 2019