Sober Guardian 

If you know you are going to be totally wasted, A sober guardian is a close friend who plans to stay sober and make sure you don't do anything stupid.

yeah I was so wasted but luckily My sober guardian kept me in check

Sober Guardian by Alriiiiight! July 4, 2011

Sober Cat 

One who remains sober by refraining from alcohol, drugs, hallucinogens, or other intoxicants.

Hey Brooke, are you getting drunk tomorrow because it's your birthday?
No, I'm gonna be a sober cat all day, but I'm getting crunk later!

Sober Cat by BrookeyBrooke December 11, 2009

Sober Shaming 

Sober shaming is making someone feel uncomfortable for not drinking. When we sober shame, we make others feel like their decision not to drink is wrong, boring, or even offensive

Drunk girl : Do you drink?

Sober dude: No
Drunk girl : Your so boring!!!
Sober dude: Stop sober shaming!!!

Sober Shaming by Junkie69420 August 16, 2021

sober as a jaybird 

Meaning comes from the Beatles song "JayBird" & the Blue meanies.. Simply stating.. yeah man, I'm sober as a JayBird.. In the most sarcastic way possible.. Meaning I'm not sober at all..

Sober as a Jaybird sober bird

sober as a jaybird by Melania Love July 29, 2015

sober irishman 

A www.songfight.org contender. He spans all styles, including Irish, jazz, hip hop, punk, and more.

Go check out The Sober Irishman at www.songfight.org, and if you like him, vote for him!

The Sober Irishman needs to win a fight!

sober irishman by tychojim January 12, 2004

sober cobra 

A guy that goes to a party sober and prays on intoxicated girls

"Dude Cal hasn't had one drink but he's going sober cobra on all these girls."

sober cobra by asapjack September 21, 2014

Sober down 

"Sobering down is like sobering up but it is a wish sober up VERY quickly, quicker than normal. An intesified sobering up.

Person 1: OMFG dude, I'm too effin' high!
Person 2: So you want to sober up?
Person 1: Nah, I want to sober down, I have a lesson in 10 minutes.

Sober down by Idznaaak May 19, 2014