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cooter smoocher

It's a regular fur pie jamboree out here tonight. Cooter smoochers as far as the eye can see!
by alacadocious March 13, 2010
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cock smock

She wasn't on the pill, so I had to wrap on a cock smock.
by jmels8047 June 8, 2014
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Donkey Smoocher

A person who kisses ass to get what they want.
The Donkey Smoocher got a promotion from their boss because they donkey smooched em' everyday!
by Callmecrazyx1 June 11, 2014
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jersey smooch

Jersey smooch: When a man puts peanut butter on his dick and a woman puts peanut butter on her vagina and they perform oral sex
Ben gave Dorita a wild jersey smooch last night!
by Johnoooooooo February 1, 2014
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Gouche Smooch

1. To passionately kiss the gouche-ular region.

2. A modern form of payment, roughly half the value of a blow jibber.
1. I got this crazy tingly sensation when she gave me a gouche smooch.

2. So I rear ended this dude's car, and he comes out saying he won't call the insurance company if I give him a blow job. But after I pointed out the lack of damage to his bumper, we settled on a gouche smooch.
by bangbangnibba November 7, 2016
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Lemon Smoocher

The person who haven't dated anyone for a long time
by hokageitachi November 17, 2016
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Cum smock

The shirt used to clean up semen after masturbation
Dude! Wash your cum smock
by Meatmaster78 January 1, 2017
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