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Windshield-Smearing

The act of, either voluntarily or involuntarily, ceasing one's life by being hit with either the front or the rear of a moving vehicle, most commonly a Jeep, but occasionally a military tank, APC, or, in rare cases, a transport helicopter. Most commonly heard of in 'First Person Shooter' games like "Call of Duty" and "Command & Conquer: Renegade", but it has been known for this to happen in "Real-Life". But in "Video Games", Windshield-Smearing is sually followed by loud, side-splitting laughter from the 'Smear-er', and loud, audible curses from the 'Smear-ee', both of which will be typed out and posted "in-Game" after a period of about 30 seconds.
Oh my GOD!!! I just smeared a WIndshield!!!
by Boxymoron February 9, 2005
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Sheering sheep

The act of a man shaving his balls
Girl: What are you doing with that razor?
Guy: I'm sheering sheep.
Girl: Oooohhhh. Be careful!
by sheepsheerer August 13, 2011
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swearing police

by Dubiks December 12, 2018
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Sharing pictures of the queen

Coming from a guy that works for that company, how is sharing pictures of the queen and different from putting a black square in your profile picture?
Hym “Really? Sharing pictures of the queen? And the Masses are stupid? Is that not showing contempt for your fans? ‘Well, my fans are idiots and subordinate themselves to me so they think they are the smart ones. Well... They think they think but really they’re just accepting my propositions and are smart by proxy.’ Or ‘It’s not the same when I do it’ see how that works? See how you all work? I mean, look at yourself. ‘But I went through the institutions. I don’t deserve to be mocked or trolled. I’m the good one! He’s the bad one! He should be trolled!’ HAHAHAHAHAHA! It’s unreal! This is why the creature needs to be slain. You need to be shown Inferiority. Oooooohh my rights are YOUR responsibility. Good to see you shirking your responsibility! AAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA AHA AHA AAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!”
by Hym Iam October 22, 2022
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cock spearing

When one cock completely penetrates another, generally almost obliterating it. Generally the product of sheer jackassery.
Ted- "Do you wanna hit the bar tonight?"
Jim- "Nyah, I think I'd rather do something athletic for a change."
Ted- "Like what?"
Jim- "Cock spearing."
Ted- "Sweet! I'll call my girlfriend over so she can watch!"
by ZephAmp July 23, 2010
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Erin Swearingen

Erin is a wonderful friend. She is perfect in everyway but she isnt better then k...e...l...l...i...e!(:
by Kellie-loves-erin! August 6, 2011
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Period-Sharing

Blood spread to a man's leg from a women's vagina through dancing.
Youtube search Superbad Period

Holy shit!!! The girl just ~insert word here~ ed me!

-Period-Sharing
by Period on my pants, Ho! June 30, 2009
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