Self-Blumping

Using a fleshlight with a mouth-shape to pleasure oneself while taking a dump on the toilet.
by Pablo Escobarr February 10, 2011
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Self-pleasuration

A combination of the act of self pleasuring (masturbation) and self preservation (satisfying that intense need to release).
Lisa was very skilled in the art of self-pleasuration.

Frustrated over the lack of available men where she lives Glynette literally took matters into her own hands. The gorgeous, brown eyed, single mother of two perfected the art of self-pleasuration just to maintain her sanity.
by Maxelino Brando July 30, 2018
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Higher Self

When one has achieved the goal of infinitely acknowledging the present as it happens...
You may have just found out that you have achieved your Higher Self lol
by The Second One? March 19, 2019
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Self-Scam

An act that turns out to be against one's own best interests. A self-scam can often be a decision which creates more problems than it solves, or that causes more trouble than it's worth. Often used to describe actions that turn out to be bad financially, or that are time-inefficient.
Buying a car is a huge financial liability. It is basically a self-scam.
I realized the module I created was more of a self-scam, because it adds a bunch of new bugs to the codebase.
Stress is just a self-scam. It does not speed up the work, and causes more mistakes.
by Larsluster June 09, 2021
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self succy

When u need a succ but have no bae so u succ urself
Man I really need a succ, but no one wants to succ me... I know, I'll do a self succy
by Hortonhearskeem March 01, 2017
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Self-Ratio

1. When you reply to yourself and get more likes than the original post/comment/like received .
2. When you like a reply to your own comment/reply that has an equal number of likes as the original comment/reply, thus giving it more likes than your comment and therefore ratioing yourself.
Damn, I self-ratioed myself. At least someone else didn’t do it.
by ShoppingCartCentral February 20, 2021
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Self Harm

Self harm refers to the willful act of harming oneself. Many people simply group its many forms under "cutting," but this is technically incorrect. Self harming is usually triggered by an underlying behavioural or emotional disorder, such as depression, obsessive-compulsive disorder, or bipolar disorder, or total lack of feeling. The main reason why people self harm is because it simulates an attack, and produces endorphins, among other hormones, which provide comfort to the self harmer. However, there are many dangers in self harming:
-If the self harmer cuts a little too deep, they might not be able to stop the bleeding.
-Hepatitis B, and other blood-bourne diseases.
-Scars are unattractive. At best.
Additionally, it's highly addictive and hard to break. It's equivalent to ending an eating disorder. The psychological addiction level is very high, as one might suspect, but there is a physical aspect of the addiction: The hormones released after an act of self harm are tangible things which can be very difficult to be separated from. While someone is quitting self harming, there may be disturbing outward manifestations of the desire to harm, such as sadism. These symptoms will pass with time.
In short, self harm disorder is not something to be trifled with. Its association with a certain style of clothing and music is unfortunate, and self harming to try and conform with this twisted stereotype. The will to fit in will fade quickly, but the scars are immortal.
Self harm brings nothing but pain and misery.

Can you reach for the stars, with the scars on your wrists weighing you down like leaden shackles on damned souls?
by Phobic Delusions July 25, 2010
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