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Screen Queen

Those porno nude-slut wall papers that often have a great big whore showing off some skin
John: Did you find Jason's computer yet?
Chris: Yeah man, he's got one of those Screen Queens
by Le bass wuber April 28, 2013
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Screen Vacation

Going on a vacation but spending all of your time looking at sites through the screen of your camera phone.
"It was a lovely screen vacation, I took 2000 photos of the Eiffel Tower."
by thesicks November 24, 2016
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HRH The Screen

HRH (Highly Residuous Habitat) The Screen refers to the situation in which a very thin layer of sweat forms between your ear and your mobile phone screen during a particularly long phone call on a hot day.
"OMG I'm going to have to go, I've just seen HRH The Screen!".
by Martin Sure July 23, 2012
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Screen-genes

The dry residue of sperm left on the screen of a smartphone or iPad after masturbation.
John was unable to play Fruit Ninja properly because of all the screen-genes.
by brandeberger January 26, 2015
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Screen-dropping

1. When someone sitting near you stares at your screen. Especially annoying when using Facebook, AIM, or sites that have 'sketchy' advertisements. This is similar to eavesdropping.
OMG, I was sitting in class the other day having an intense conversation on AIM, and the person next to me started screen-dropping...so annoying
by fizzeh February 25, 2009
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Word on the screen

The equivalent of “word on the street” but, a rumor or piece of information currently being circulated on the internet.
Word on the screen is, Obama is demanding to see Trump’s elementary school diploma.
by Wordonthescreen March 9, 2019
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safety screen

Another safe website or program you have open, so that when you are looking at a dirty site or NSFW material you can quickly switch/exit to that window, making you look perfectly innocent. Casually whistle when a person looks at your screen for added effect. Best for people with quick reflexes.
I was looking at porn today, but luckily I tabbed to my safety screen when my boss walked by.
by luckynumberseven January 29, 2008
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